35 Funny Police Social Media Accounts That Deserve A Donut

Michael Hartley

5 hours ago

Police social media accounts

Okay, listen up! Usually, the police blotter is just boring stuff like “suspect fled south” or “please stop stealing copper wire.” But sometimes, the social media officer goes rogue and drops absolute fire! It is tight! It is cool! It is the kind of community engagement that makes me want to high-five a sergeant!

These police social media accounts get it. They know that if you are going to tell people not to do donuts in a parking lot, you have to bring the jokes. “Between you and Jesus?” That is comedic gold! That is better than anything I have written in a report! And the elevator rescue? Classic firefighter rivalry! It is like a sitcom, but with real badges and slightly more paperwork.

Law enforcement agencies around the world are learning that a little humor goes a long way. We have collected the funniest tweets, roasts, and self-owns from police departments that aren’t afraid to have fun on the job.

The Lee’s Summit post is savage. Roasting a party host for low engagement? That is police brutality of the emotional kind! And the NSW Police leaning into the donut stereotype with Ed Sheeran lyrics? That is how you build bridges with the community. One sprinkle at a time.

If you enjoyed these badge-wearing comedians, there is plenty more to see. We recommend checking out first responder humor, funny cop stories, and public service announcements for more lawful laughs.

Michael Hartley, or just "Mike," is an editor and seasoned meme historian whose articles have traced the evolution of meme humor from early Impact-font classics to today’s TikTok sensations. With nearly a decade spent as senior editor at ViralHype and as a regular contributor to Cheezburger, Mike has dissected the rise of meme legends such as Bad Luck Brian, Success Kid, and Doge. When he's not hunting down meme gold for Thunder Dungeon, Mike teaches workshops on meme marketing and the psychology behind shareable content.

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