Forbidden toys
Hey! You wanna buy a toy? I got the good stuff in the back of my van. Look at this! It’s a “Prison Riot” playset! It teaches the kids about the justice system! It’s gritty! It’s real! These forbidden toys are what the kids need. They’re too soft nowadays with their tablets and their safety scissors. Give ’em “Turbogramps” with the laser cannon! Let grandma blast her way out of the nursing home!
I love the “Robohamster Fight.” I used to bet on rats in the sewer, but this is classier. You put the hamster in the suit, you give him a missile, and you see who walks away. It’s entertainment! And the Barney taxidermy? That’s just science. You gotta know what’s inside the dinosaur. It’s guts! It’s bones! It’s educational and it’s disgusting. I’ll take fifty of ’em.
Artist Rosemberg uses AI to create the toys that legal departments would never allow. These concepts blend nostalgia with dark humor, creating playsets that are hilarious, disturbing, and weirdly desirable.


















































The “Life Support Elmo” is dark, man. That is really dark. But you know some kid would love playing doctor with that. These images prove that the line between a toy and a horror movie is very thin, and Rosemberg is dancing right on top of it.
If you have a twisted sense of humor, keep the fun going. We recommend looking at cursed images, creepy toys, and dark humor memes for more unsettling laughs.