Funny google searches
Dude, have you ever looked at what people search for? It is mind-blowing. Someone genuinely asked if God is a mathematician. Can you imagine God up there doing calculus? Just solving for X while creating the universe? Hehehe. That is wild. And the one about sperm whitening teeth? Who is testing that? Who woke up and thought, “You know what I need? A brighter smile and I know just how to get it.”
These funny google searches are like a window into the weirdest parts of our brains. People are out here asking if Jesus had tattoos. Maybe! Maybe he had a “Mom” tattoo. We don’t know! The internet is this massive library of human knowledge and we are using it to ask if men have periods. It is beautiful and terrifying at the same time, man.
Google’s autocomplete feature is a snitch. It reveals exactly what the collective human consciousness is wondering about, no matter how bizarre, gross, or scientifically impossible the questions are. Here are the funniest suggestions that prove we are all a little confused.
The fear of going blind from self-pleasure is clearly still alive and well. It is comforting to know that despite all our technological advancements, we are still searching for the same urban legends we heard on the playground. Never change, internet. Never change.
If these search queries made you feel smarter than the average user, keep the laughs going. We recommend looking at yahoo answers fails, internet stupid questions, and funny autocomplete memes for more digital ignorance.
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Alex Thompson has been chronicling internet culture and meme phenomena for nearly seven years. Starting at CollegeHumor and later becoming lead meme editor at Mashable, Alex has covered everything from vintage internet memes like Rickrolling to recent viral events such as Corn Kid and Grimace Shake. With a keen eye for what connects and entertains digital audiences, Alex writes with humor, relatability, and deep knowledge of online culture. At Thunder Dungeon, Alex is the go-to source for meme analysis, viral breakdowns, and internet nostalgia.
