33 Fake LEGO Sets That Never Made The Shelf

Jake Parker

4 weeks ago

Fake lego sets

Come on! You think the guy in the six thousand dollar suit is going to build a regular fire station? No! He wants to build a colonoscopy clinic! These fake LEGO sets are the kind of innovation this company needs. We have been building castles and spaceships for too long. Where is the grit? Where is the reality? I want to see a minifigure dealing with the complex root system of a molar. That is drama. That is art.

And look at the “water pipe.” It is colorful. It is vibrant. It is definitely not a vase, Michael. It is a statement piece for the discerning builder who wants to relax after assembling a four thousand piece Death Star. These sets speak to the darkness inside all of us that just wants to see a plastic doctor holding a tiny plastic scope. It is terrifying. It is unnecessary. I will take ten of them.

The internet has taken the beloved brick system and corrupted it in the most delightful way possible. We have collected the funniest, grossest, and most inappropriate box art concepts that will never, ever be sold in a toy store.

Fake LEGO set featuring a detailed anatomical cross-section of a human tooth.
Fake LEGO set depicting an action movie hero with guns and gold coins.
Fake LEGO set of a colorful rainbow water pipe built from bricks.
Fake LEGO set titled My First Colonoscopy with a doctor and patient.
Fake LEGO set of a green water pipe labeled as a bong.
Fake LEGO set featuring a large frothy beer mug and brown bottle.
Fake LEGO set of a detailed red Nord synthesizer keyboard with knobs.
Fake LEGO set of a complex transparent glass water pipe mechanism.
Fake LEGO Star Wars set featuring George Lucas and billions of dollars.
Fake LEGO set of a complete home music production studio desk.

The John Wick style action hero set is actually something I would buy immediately. The gold coins are a nice touch. But the tooth? The tooth is going to haunt my dreams. It is too detailed. Why are the nerves red? Who sat down and designed that? It is a masterpiece of discomfort.

If you like seeing childhood toys ruined by adult humor, there is plenty more to see. Check out funny toy fails, bootleg action figures, and weird product designs for more plastic nonsense.

Jake Parker, known around the web as "Jay," is a digital writer with over 10 years of experience covering internet humor, meme trends, and viral content. Before joining Thunder Dungeon, Jay was the lead editor at MemeWire, where he helped curate memes that broke the internet, including coverage on trends like Distracted Boyfriend, Kombucha Girl, and Bernie Sanders’ Mittens. A self-proclaimed "professional procrastinator," Jay spends his downtime scrolling Reddit and Twitter to stay ahead of what's about to break the internet next.

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