Animals loose in classrooms
Okay, picture this! You’re teaching math, right? Fractions! Everyone hates fractions! And then boom! A spider drops from the ceiling! A spider! The kids are screaming! I’m screaming! The spider is swinging around like Tarzan! It’s total chaos! There are animals loose in classrooms and nobody knows what to do! Is it a poisonous spider? Who knows! I’m not a biologist, I teach third grade!
And then you have the bees! Three bees! That’s too many bees! One bee is a problem, three bees is an invasion! The social order collapses! The kids are climbing the desks! The principal is hiding! And then there’s the biology teacher just wearing a praying mantis on his tie like it’s a fashion statement? Are you insane, man? You can’t just wear a bug! This is why I drink so much coffee! The stress! The wildlife!
School is supposed to be a controlled environment for learning. But when nature decides to crash the party, lesson plans go out the window. Here are the funniest tweets and stories from educators who had to deal with unplanned field trips from the animal kingdom.



















The story about the shadow monster spider in the projector is pure nightmare fuel. Can you imagine the sheer panic of seeing an eight-legged giant projected onto the whiteboard? Teachers deserve a raise just for dealing with the bugs, let alone the students.
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