24 Bad Acronyms That Just… Don’t… Work

Jake Parker

13 hours ago

Bad acronyms

There is a simple rule in business: Do not name your school FISTA. It is not difficult. It requires a dictionary and three seconds of common sense. Yet, here we are. People are paid salaries—actual American currency—to come up with these abominations. They sit in a conference room, eat donuts, and decide that “Just F Kids” is a good name for a clothing store. It is incompetence of the highest order.

These bad acronyms are a testament to the decline of standards. We used to build bridges. We used to go to the moon. Now we are printing mugs where the letter ‘E’ stands for “Improvement.” It is lazy. It is sloppy. And frankly, it is hilarious. If you are going to be this bad at your job, at least you are providing entertainment for the rest of us who know how the alphabet works.

Acronyms are supposed to make communication more efficient. These examples do the exact opposite. We have gathered the most unfortunate, confusing, and inappropriate abbreviations from companies that clearly did not think things through.

The sheer lack of effort in some of these is staggering. The karate sign that just gave up halfway through is my personal favorite. It perfectly captures the “good enough” attitude that plagues modern society. Hopefully, these failures serve as a lesson to check your work before you print it on a giant sign.

If you appreciate the failure of others, you will find plenty more to enjoy. Check out graphic design fails, funny signs, and corporate cringe galleries for more professional disasters.

Jake Parker, known around the web as "Jay," is a digital writer with over 10 years of experience covering internet humor, meme trends, and viral content. Before joining Thunder Dungeon, Jay was the lead editor at MemeWire, where he helped curate memes that broke the internet, including coverage on trends like Distracted Boyfriend, Kombucha Girl, and Bernie Sanders’ Mittens. A self-proclaimed "professional procrastinator," Jay spends his downtime scrolling Reddit and Twitter to stay ahead of what's about to break the internet next.

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