Food crimes
Sushi is an art form. It is about balance, precision, and respecting the ingredients. It is NOT about putting a cheddar Goldfish cracker on a block of rice and calling it nigiri! Look at this mess! Who is doing this? Who looked at a pizza and thought, “You know what this needs? Raw fish and crab sticks.”
These aren’t just bad meals; these are culinary felonies. We have people dipping rolls in ranch dressing. Ranch! On raw fish! It’s insulting. It’s disgusting. If I saw someone doing this in my restaurant, I would politely ask them to leave and never come back. You are not eating sushi; you are eating sadness on a plate.
My eyes are burning. The “Sushi Soup”? The cake made of rice and salmon? It’s anarchy. There are no rules anymore. People are just throwing things together and praying.
I suppose if you are incredibly hungry and have zero taste buds, some of this might look edible. But for the rest of us with a soul, it is a horror show. Let this gallery serve as a warning: just because you can combine two foods, doesn’t mean you should. Respect the fish.
If you have a strong stomach, check out our other food-related horrors, including cursed recipes, kitchen fails, and bad food porn.
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Priya Coleman is a viral content specialist and meme analyst with over six years in digital publishing. Her past roles include viral content editor for PopSugar's humor vertical and meme correspondent for HuffPost’s comedy section. Priya specializes in spotting trending meme moments just before they peak—like the chaotic delight of the Ever Given’s Suez Canal mishap or the existential comedy of This is Fine. She brings her sharp wit and instinctive knack for viral content to Thunder Dungeon, always keeping the community a step ahead of the latest meme craze.
