35 Funniest Reviews Written by Absolute Lunatics

Laura Bennett

1 month ago

Funniest reviews

I used to think online reviews were a public service. Then I read enough of them to realize they are mostly a place where people go to be loud in writing. There is a certain type of person who treats a comment box like a therapist who accepts payment in rage. And the funniest reviews always come from someone who is either wildly confident, wildly wrong, or both at once.

What makes this whole genre perfect is the way the internet refuses to stay on topic. A simple transaction becomes a life story. A minor inconvenience becomes a moral crusade. People leave ratings for places they did not visit, insist on being taken seriously, and then act shocked when a business replies like a human being who has also had a day. You can feel the same energy as a traffic jam argument, but with more punctuation and less shame. It is petty, creative, unnecessary, and honestly kind of beautiful.

One-star review from someone who never visited and washes their own car.
Restaurant owner replies to bad food review by telling customer their house stinks.
Screaming rubber chickens used as parking sensors in creative Amazon product review.
Little Caesars review describing a fight where cashier quotes the hot and ready slogan.
Review for gummies complaining about diarrhea while user stubbornly continues eating them.
Review mentioning a friend disappeared forever but the chicken wings were pretty good.
Sarcastic Amazon review for Bic pens for women mocking the concept of gendered pens.
Owner replies to customer's rat sighting review by saying it was just a mirror.
Amazon review for penguin mask used by father to terrify his children into submission.
Massage review noticing the therapist farted four times without ever acknowledging it.

By the end of this gallery, you start to notice a pattern: most people are not reviewing a product, they are reviewing their own mood. Some reviews have the logic of a toddler court case. Others read like someone turned a normal afternoon into a personal rivalry with a brand. And when businesses clap back, it is never graceful. It is always the written equivalent of flipping a table and then trying to pretend that was strategic.

The best part is the inventiveness. People repurpose everyday items, narrate disasters like they are sports highlights, and treat physical consequences as if that is valuable consumer research. There is a stubborn streak running through all of it, the kind where someone keeps doing the same thing even when the universe repeatedly begs them to stop. You leave the post laughing, slightly concerned, and suddenly grateful that your own worst opinions are still mostly trapped inside your head.

Online ratings were supposed to help us choose a pizza, not reveal the full psychological profile of a stranger with WiFi. If you want more public meltdowns, petty grudges, and people treating a one-star rating like a breakup text, dive into review memes, customer service memes, and retail memes for the internet’s most dramatic shoppers.

Laura Bennett has spent eight years immersed in internet culture, specializing in deep dives into meme origins, evolving meme trends, and digital subcultures. As a contributor for several prominent online platforms, including BuzzFeed’s meme division and Know Your Meme, she’s written extensively about viral moments from Crying Jordan to Woman Yelling at a Cat. Laura believes memes aren't just internet jokes—they're modern-day folklore. She brings that passion to Thunder Dungeon by keeping readers connected to what's culturally significant, hilarious, and timelessly viral.

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