Dirty Jokes For People Who Still Laugh At The Worst Punchlines

Updated on December 13, 2025

I told myself I was just going to “check the hockey scores” and somehow ended up in a comment thread full of dirty jokes, wheezing over a Norm Macdonald coma story while my dinner got cold. That’s the thing about having an immature sense of humor in the middle of a respectable adult life—you’re one tap away from snort-laughing at your phone like a raccoon in the break room.

Pretty soon I’d fallen down the full rabbit hole: nuns on bikes learning way too much about cobblestones, GNC customers setting up “no f***ing whey” punchlines, and a goat politely explaining the consequences of mixing DNA at the petting zoo. It all reads like Reddit after midnight collided with the worst bar comics on X, and my inner 14-year-old is absolutely still running the show.

21 Dirty Jokes For Shameless Giggles

Now that you’ve scrolled the lineup, your brain has probably filed half of these as “dangerous but reusable.” The Norm story is still legendary, the Cinderella “reached the ball” punchline ruins childhood in one word, and the Alabama reverse cowgirl law joke makes you both groan and bookmark it. This is exactly the kind of dirty memes energy that gets screenshotted, mislabeled “wholesome,” and accidentally opened in front of relatives.

The wordplay in this set is doing heavy lifting. You’ve got the Mafia/anatomy comparison about one slip of the tongue, Barbie never getting pregnant because Ken comes in another box, and two deer walking out of a bar after blowing fifty bucks. It’s all precision-cut dad humor that wandered into the adults-only aisle, the kind of funny memes that somehow feel both sophisticated and deeply stupid at the same time.

Then there are the ones that just kick the door in: Cinderella gagging at the ball, the goat DNA line getting you banned from the petting zoo, Cinderella-level fairy-tale corruption, and that “what did Cinderella do” closer that will live rent-free in your skull. This is where the nsfw memes live—right on the edge where you know you shouldn’t laugh, and do it anyway with your whole chest.

I like to think of this gallery as stress relief with bad intentions. You send one of these to the group chat, everyone pretends to be offended for three seconds, and then replies with something worse. Somewhere in the middle you realize your friendships are basically held together with duct tape, sarcasm, and dirty jokes you absolutely cannot show HR.

Mike Hartley measures punchlines like lumber and isn’t afraid to use duct tape when a joke lands just a bit crooked.