Funny comments
I am not proud of how much time I spend in the replies. It is cardio for my attention span. Still, I respect a clean hit. These are funny comments that glide in, land the joke, and ghost before the discourse begins. Somewhere in this scroll I will use funny comments exactly once and your thumbs will get ready to steal a line. The art is in the quick turn, the image that snaps the thread into focus, the roast that punches up and gets a standing ovation. I have written essays that earned fewer likes than a stranger’s seven word masterpiece. That is the beauty of the internet and also the reason I eat cereal at midnight. If you have ever drafted a comeback in Notes like it was homework, welcome to class. Take what you need, share what you can, and stay hydrated.
Expect internet comments that read like micro stand up, roast memes that keep the flame friendly, and witty replies that deserve merch. There are screenshotted comebacks, accidental poetry, and one liners so efficient they should be taxed.



































Expect internet comments that read like micro stand up, roast memes that keep the flame friendly, and witty replies that deserve merch. There are screenshotted comebacks, accidental poetry, and one liners so efficient they should be taxed.
Send a favorite to the friend who lives in the comments and the cousin who always has a comeback. For more crowd powered laughs, browse internet comments, roast memes, and witty replies. Screenshot ethically and share the tip jar.