Passive aggressive neighbour notes
Civilization is built on rules and, apparently, sticky notes. When neighbourly communication breaks down, the pen comes out and the handwriting leans angry. These notes are the love language of suburban warfare, where “please” is a legal disclaimer and smiley faces are warnings. Every building has at least one poet of passive aggression. They compose sonnets about recycling bins and delicate haikus about noise complaints. The results are glorious. You learn who steals laundry cycles, who hoards parking spots, and who believes 6 a.m. is a great time for interpretive vacuuming. These 28 artifacts read like a documentary narrated by a doorbell camera. They are petty, precise, and, against all odds, effective. Nothing motivates change like a laminated paragraph that mentions property management.
Walk through 28 snapshots of neighbour disputes translated into petty notes. Expect HOA complaints with clip art, passive aggressive signs that weaponize polite fonts, and petty notes taped with enough zeal to hold a sedan. Laugh, learn, and consider texting before printing.




























Housing surveys often rank noise and parking as the top neighbour conflicts, which makes sense after you read these masterpieces. The joke is that diplomacy comes in 12-point Times New Roman. For every wild rant there is also a clever solution. Humor cools tempers, and a well timed cartoon can stop a midnight drum solo. Keep these as templates if your block gets loud. Edit names, keep the jokes, and always proofread the apartment number.
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