The 25 Best Naked Gun Jokes from Frank Drebin, Comedy’s Finest Cop

Roy

4 months ago

A funny scene with detectives describing a man with "an awfully big moustache."

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Look, I'm thrilled we're rebooting Naked Gun with Liam Neeson. Because who better to replace the comedic legend Leslie Nielsen than the guy best known for threatening kidnappers on the phone? Hollywood, you never cease to amaze. The Naked Gun films aren’t just comedies—they’re sacred texts of absurdity, teaching us that life’s seriousness is overrated, and that humor is best delivered straight-faced, preferably by someone utterly oblivious. Frank Drebin, as portrayed by Nielsen, wasn’t just a character; he was an accidental philosopher, delivering lines so deadpan and ridiculous they should've come with a disclaimer for rib-cracking laughter. Whether he was misunderstanding everything in sight, causing unintentional chaos, or turning a simple conversation into comedic gold, Drebin was undeniably one of cinema’s greatest creations. So, before Liam Neeson inevitably makes us fearfully laugh, let’s revisit the original master’s 25 best jokes that remain as funny now as they were back when OJ Simpson was still known only for football.

Dive into these 25 legendary Naked Gun jokes delivered impeccably by Leslie Nielsen as Frank Drebin. Each line is a comedic masterpiece of timing, absurdity, and dry humor. Whether you’re revisiting Drebin’s delightfully confused detective work or experiencing these iconic moments for the first time, you’re in for a treat. From classic scenes involving Drebin’s hilarious interrogations to unforgettable slapstick moments, these jokes stand as a testament to why Naked Gun remains an iconic comedy series. Enjoy this gallery as a nostalgic reminder or as your comedic education about one of cinema’s funniest franchises.

After enjoying these 25 classic Naked Gun jokes, you're probably smiling and slightly concerned about the reboot. And honestly, you should be—after all, Leslie Nielsen set an impossibly high bar for comedic cluelessness. Research suggests humor derived from absurdity and irony has a lasting impact, keeping films like Naked Gun timelessly entertaining. Drebin’s comedy worked precisely because he played every situation completely straight-faced, no matter how ridiculous, teaching us that seriousness in the face of absurdity is hilariously relatable. As we await Liam Neeson’s take on Drebin, let’s cherish these classic moments from Nielsen, knowing full well that sometimes the funniest things in life are the ones that make the least sense. If laughter truly is the best medicine, Frank Drebin has cured generations.

Loved these Naked Gun jokes? Dive deeper into comedy galleries like slapstick humor, movie comedy classics, absurd film moments, or classic comedic actors. Because laughter never goes out of style.

Roy

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