Technically true jokes
You ever hear a joke that's so literal you get annoyed—but then you're also like, "Dammit, that's technically true"? I mean, what is it about people making a stupidly obvious statement that we suddenly treat like the comedic equivalent of a TED Talk? "Oh, water is wet." Really? Enlightening, thanks, Einstein. These technically true jokes are the comedic equivalent of a dad pointing out the painfully obvious—but hey, dad jokes are killing it these days. So, what do I know? Here are 30 jokes that you can't argue with because, annoyingly, they're actually accurate. Welcome to comedy, folks—lower your expectations.
Prepare yourself for 30 technically true jokes that are absurdly literal yet strangely satisfying. These jokes are crafted to make you chuckle while begrudgingly acknowledging their factual accuracy, proving humor sometimes thrives in simplicity.






























Alright, so after these 30 technically true jokes, you're probably rolling your eyes—but secretly loving every minute of it. According to a recent humor study, jokes built on literal accuracy rank surprisingly high in comedic effectiveness, because they appeal directly to our logical brain. Who knew being annoyingly correct could be a comedic superpower? Next time someone hits you with a technically true joke, don’t fight it. Lean into the painful accuracy and let yourself laugh—begrudgingly, of course.
If these technically true jokes amused you, dive into meme galleries like literal humor memes, sarcastic observations memes, dad jokes memes, or painfully accurate jokes memes. Because comedy doesn't always have to be smart—it just needs to be true enough.