Kids cursing 101
Kids are basically parrots with zero filter, repeating exactly what they hear—often at the absolute worst times. Parents know the struggle of keeping a straight face when their innocent toddler suddenly drops an F-bomb in the grocery store checkout line. These tweets capture those hilarious yet mortifying moments when kids discovered swear words and delivered them with perfect comedic timing, leaving parents desperately trying not to burst out laughing.
Scroll through 30 side-splitting tweets from parents who witnessed their kids innocently cursing at the most inappropriate moments. From toddlers who confidently yell profanities at family gatherings, to preschoolers who picked up choice words from overheard conversations, each tweet perfectly illustrates the delightful horror of parenting through accidental swearing.
![[Husband stubs toe] H: Dammit! 2yo: You don't say DAMMIT! DAMMIT is a bad word. It's not right to say DAMMIT. I'm a big girl, and I know you don't say DAMMIT. So don't say DAMMIT, Dad. Because DAMMIT is a bad word. 4yo: I don't say DAMMIT. Me: I'm glad none of you say dammit.](https://thunderdungeon.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/07/kids-cursing-2-6-19-2025.jpg)
You've just laughed through 30 painfully relatable tweets that prove parenting is about 50% discipline and 50% desperately pretending you're not amused by your child's foul language.
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