Things that didn't happen

Ah, the internet—a magical place where everyone is a hero, a genius, and the main character of an oddly specific story that sounds like it was lifted from a movie script written by a 12-year-old. I once read a post about a toddler reciting the Constitution during a grocery store meltdown. Bold. This post is for the things that didn’t happen. These 31 glorious tall tales are from folks who boldly told a story so unbelievable, they looped back around and became entertaining in their complete lack of believability. We all know these didn’t happen, and yet the posters share them with the conviction of a courtroom testimony.

Each photo in this collection captures the exact moment when someone on the internet decided to bend reality like a pretzel. These aren’t just innocent exaggerations—they’re full-on fabrications shared with the confidence of someone who thinks a tweet counts as historical documentation. You’ll see fake customer service encounters, made-up school stories, and people claiming strangers clapped after they delivered an impromptu TED Talk in line at Starbucks. These things that didn’t happen aren’t just lies—they’re performance art. Whether you love internet fails, funny tweets, or social media posts that scream fiction, this gallery is a goldmine of secondhand embarrassment and digital delusion.

You just survived a journey through the wildest, most clearly fictional internet stories of the week. From fake heroism to questionable conversations that definitely didn’t go down that way, you got a front-row seat to the kind of storytelling that only social media can deliver. You came for things that didn’t happen and left with a renewed appreciation for how confidently people can lie online. It was frustrating, hilarious, and weirdly satisfying all at once.

If you loved these bold-faced digital fabrications, you’ll want to check out more meme collections featuring liar memes, fake customer reviews, cringeworthy social media moments, and posts that were definitely written for attention. Thunder Dungeon will keep exposing the delusional one hilarious screenshot at a time.