Worst baby names

I once met a friend of a friend who named her newborn “Xeriié.” Yes, with two “i”s and an accent. She swore it was a nod to her great-grandfather, but I suspect it was more about showing off at baby yoga. If you’ve ever cringed at parents making their kids’ names into some wacky word puzzle, these worst baby names will amuse and horrify you in equal measure. They’re the kind of choices that guarantee a lifetime of eye-rolls, mispronunciations, and lost Starbucks cups. Let’s see just how far these “visionary” namers went—brace yourself for some epic head-shaking.

Prepare to enter a gallery of bizarre baby names that rival any odd invention you’ve heard of. Each photo or post highlights proud parents flaunting their choice of strange child monikers like “Chandelier” or “LegendaryHero,” the kind of unfortunate naming trends that spark spirited family debates. It’s as if some folks flipped through a dictionary blindfolded or decided every letter of the alphabet must be jammed into one word. You’ll see screenshots of birth announcements, hospital bracelets with names so complex you’d need a translator, and cringe-worthy signs revealing a baby’s arrival. As you scroll, you might catch yourself wondering how these kids will fare on the first day of kindergarten when nobody—including the teacher—can pronounce their name

Prepare to enter a gallery of bizarre baby names that rival any odd invention you’ve heard of. Each photo or post highlights proud parents flaunting their choice of strange child monikers like “Chandelier” or “LegendaryHero,” the kind of unfortunate naming trends that spark spirited family debates. It’s as if some folks flipped through a dictionary blindfolded or decided every letter of the alphabet must be jammed into one word. You’ll see screenshots of birth announcements, hospital bracelets with names so complex you’d need a translator, and cringe-worthy signs revealing a baby’s arrival. As you scroll, you might catch yourself wondering how these kids will fare on the first day of kindergarten when nobody—including the teacher—can pronounce their name.

If these worst baby names gave you chills, you might also appreciate checking out other posts on Thunder Dungeon—like parents’ biggest regrets after questionable baby trends, comedic parenting fails, or bizarre lifestyle choices that left everyone scratching their heads. Consider it a cautionary tale for future naming attempts.