Brand new sentences

There are moments when you hear or read something so bizarre, you can’t help but pause and ask yourself, “How did we get here?” I once overheard someone say, “The chickens are plotting against the toaster,” and I still haven’t fully recovered. Brand new sentences are like that—thoughts or phrases that, for the love of all things coherent, should never have been uttered. Yet here they are, birthed into the world with their own strange logic, leaving us laughing, confused, and maybe even a little concerned. These brand new sentences take that feeling to the next level, giving us glimpses into the minds of people whose lives led them to say some truly wild things.

This collection of brand new sentences highlights the strange, hilarious, and occasionally baffling things people say that make you wonder how we’ve made it this far as a species. From sentences that seem like they belong in another dimension to thoughts that feel like they were created by a random word generator, these phrases will leave you scratching your head—and laughing out loud. You’ll find everything from the absurdly specific to the outright ridiculous, with themes like “everyday life gone wrong,” “unexpected observations,” and “utter confusion” running through this collection. Each photo captures a moment of comic genius, where words have collided in ways we never thought possible.

After exploring this gallery of brand new sentences, you’ve probably laughed, questioned your reality, and maybe even considered adopting one of these bizarre phrases into your daily life. You’ve seen sentences that defy logic, yet somehow make sense in their own strange way. From hilariously random observations to confusing statements that leave you wondering how someone’s brain works, this collection delivered on the promise of pure, unfiltered absurdity.

If these brand new sentences left you laughing or scratching your head, there’s plenty more where that came from on Thunder Dungeon. Dive into meme galleries filled with strange but hilarious conversations, funny miscommunications, and the kind of absurd humor that can only come from the internet. Whether it’s more bizarre sentences or other laugh-inducing content, Thunder Dungeon has everything you need to keep you entertained and bewildered.