35 Dark Humor Tweets That Will Make You Snort-Laugh (Then Question Your Morality)

Roy

1 year ago

Dark Humor Tweets

Do you have a twisted sense of humor that makes grandmas clutch their pearls? Do you find yourself cackling at jokes that would make most people uncomfortable? Then welcome, fellow traveler of the dark humor path! Here, we celebrate the gloriously inappropriate and revel in the uncomfortable chuckle. Brace yourself for 35 dark humor tweets that will have you laughing out loud (and maybe rethinking your internet browsing history).

This collection of 35 tweets is a masterclass in deadpan delivery and gallows humor. From poking fun at sensitive topics (because honestly, what's life without a little morbid laughter?) to finding the humor in the mundane (because let's face it, sometimes the darkest jokes are the truest), these tweets will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible. Be prepared for jokes about current events that would make news anchors sweat, self-deprecating humor that borders on self-flagellation, and observations about the human condition that are both cynical and strangely insightful.

8 years ago, a wrong number texted me and we just played along. We met up to grab a drink and fell in love. After dating for 2 years, we moved in together. One day, I came home to a beautiful bouquet of flowers and him on the bed with my Pilates instructor. This isn't

have good news and bad news. Waldo grave

When your fake ID works. That's because you look 34

I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.

my roommate really just said he boutta last a total of 3 minutes LMFAOOO. Hello most amazing awesome roommate ever sup I have a favor i assumed what do u need Delivered I have a chick sliding through tmrw and we gonna fuck but she's mad loud and I'm hoping you won't b home around

Why are men only nice to u for 3 weeks lol

someone once broke up with me because they "had a big crush on this random person at a party" and it made them realize they weren't that attracted to me. I moved on and got married and years later found out that I married THE RANDOM PERSON AT THE PARTY!!!!! Lol suck

In high school I was placed in the English bottom class where a teacher said to my face l'd NEVER make it as a writer. Today, 25 years later, after uncountable knock-backs from almost every publisher, l'm ecstatic to finally be able to announce that teacher has died.

have invented a pregnancy test app. You download it and then piss on the screen and if the screen gets covered in piss, you're not allowed to have kids.

Surprise visit to see my girls apartmen for the first time: 1. She already has the toilet seat up for me 2. Turn on the tv: already on ESPN 3. Look in the closet: a man so l can make a new friend. An accommodating queen!

Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy. I love to eat capitalization.

"That'll be $19.94." *pulls out $50 bill* "Sorry, we've had a problem with counterfeit bills. Have anything smaller?" *pulls out $25 bill*

Her: when you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was exp- Me: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card

Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton.

My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard.

ME: [licking lips in anticipation] I'm nervous. I've never done a bungee jump before. INSTRUCTOR: don't lick my lips again.

roses r red violets r blue sunflowers r yellow i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts

wife: that was a lovely funeral until you ruined it me: i did not ruin it [cuts to me shaking widow's hand] me: let's do this again sometime

So you've scrolled through this cavalcade of dark humor, a rollercoaster ride of laughter and existential dread. You've chuckled at jokes you probably shouldn't find funny and questioned your moral compass (but hey, at least you laughed, right?). You've emerged slightly disturbed but strangely invigorated, ready to face the world (or at least the internet) with a newfound appreciation for the darkly funny side of life.

Feeling a touch too dark? We've got a whole archive of funny animal memes to cleanse your palette. Craving more offbeat humor? Check out our collection of weird memes or delve into the nonsensical world of surreal memes. Thunder Dungeon caters to all shades of humor, no matter how dark your taste may be.

Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality

35 Dark Humor Tweets That Will Make You Snort-Laugh (Then Question Your Morality)

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