23 Bad Customers That Are Ruining It for the Rest of Us

Roy

2 years ago

Bad Customers

Imagine this: you're at work, trying to provide excellent customer service, when suddenly, you're faced with the ultimate nightmare—a bad customer. If you've ever worked in retail, you know exactly what I'm talking about. In this collection of 23 memes, we delve into the absurd and frustrating world of bad customers, reminding us all that the customer isn't always right.

Step into the chaotic world of customer service with memes that perfectly encapsulate the trials and tribulations of dealing with bad customers. From entitled demands to bizarre behavior, these memes serve as both a source of catharsis and a reminder that you're not alone in your retail woes.

Bad Customers Me: straight or curly fries Customer: what's the difference? Me:
Bad Customers I think the closest l ever came to breaking down at work is when I had a customer who wanted the ice in their drink to stay at the bottom of the glass and couldn't understand why I kept telling them that, that wasn't possible so kept asking if I was stupid.
Bad Customers The lady in front of me asked if she could pay cash
Bad Customers I hate when a customer says "Why they have y'all working on Holidays?" bro because you in here tf
Bad Customers Today a customer got mad at me because we don't have spaghetti on the kids menu I work at a Mexican restaurant
Bad Customers Me: Hello, welcome to subway Customer: hey, how long is the footlong sandwich Me: uhh... its 1 foot long Customer: Yes I'd only like 1 footlong sandwich, but how big is it?
Bad Customers didn't know lego came in pieces
Bad Customers *in the middle of tonight's shit show* Customer sitting on the patio: "Would you mind to catch all of the flies flying around us, it's really annoying" I can't make this up
Bad Customers The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his "email" and he looked at me and goes "No?? | have a gmail, I don't even know what an email is." And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied "It's okay that works!" Meanwhile internally screaming.
Bad Customers Todays been a nightmare, hit me if l ever take another job working with the public xxx Ok lol xx I just had a woman complain she didnt like her number 6 shaped cake as it looks like a upside down
Bad Customers Well, that's a first. We had a customer complain that the axe they bought from us was too sharp. "Nobody needs an axe that sharp".
Bad Customers This customer dead ass just called and said "Hey I was gonna return some shoes to y'all but my car was stolen with the shoes in it.... so what can y'all do for me? Cause it ain't my fault."
Bad Customers I just had a 20 minute conversation explaining to a customer what chicken wings were.
Bad Customers Customer: "Do you have green lemons here?" Me: "you mean limes....?"
Bad Customers Thad a customer yell at me because he didn't believe me that 33 cents three times was about a dollar and not three dollars.
Bad Customers Her: [walks into the store smoking a cigarettel Me: "excuse me, but--" Her: "just looking." Me: "certainly, but you're not actually allowed to smoke in here." Her: "it's fine, I'm not from here." Me: "still, though...?" Her:
Bad Customers we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir.
Bad Customers Machinists and engineers will relate to this: "Our customer complained that the hole was the wrong size and sent us this photo to prove it."

After perusing our collection of memes, you'll find yourself nodding in solidarity and perhaps even letting out a knowing chuckle. These memes brilliantly capture the absurdity of customer interactions gone wrong, providing a much-needed dose of humor for anyone who has ever worked in retail.

If you've enjoyed laughing (or commiserating) with our collection of bad customer memes, be sure to check out our other posts on the trials and tribulations of the working world. From office shenanigans to workplace woes, there's plenty more humor to explore in the realm of work-related memes.

Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality

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