35 Airports Security Stories That Would Get “Randomly” Searched

Roy

2 years ago

Ah, the glamorous world of air travel, where waiting in line becomes an Olympic sport, and navigating security is a puzzle designed by mad geniuses. Join us as we unveil 35 hilarious airport memes that will make your travel woes take off in laughter.

Prepare for a comedic takeoff with airport security stories capturing the trials and tribulations of navigating terminals, enduring security lines, and surviving the peculiarities of airport life. From unexpected pat-downs to the agony of lost luggage, these memes will resonate with anyone who's ever embarked on the grand adventure of air travel.

me before going through security at airport: what if i accidentally have a gun
I hope the TSA agent who made me open my sandwich and "move the pickles around" feels super stupid. In the end it was a
can't stop thinking about the time I watched a woman try to put her dog through the airport security scanner and the tsa agent picked it up and was like "ma'am no"
[How to get randomly selected by TSA in an airport] TSA Agent: please form a single line to your right Me: [raises hand] what if you're married?
TSA Agent: Anything sharp or dangerous in here? Me: Only if you fear the written word guns* *finger TSA: - Me: TSA:
The most zen place in the airport is the "get your sit together" bench after going through security
Oh my god y'all. I watched a woman attempt to go through airport security with ten fully inflated helium birthday balloons. She kept shoving them into the conveyor belt to the scanner but they just kept popping back out like a cartoon. Yes this happened in florida.
Putting TSA in a mental pretzel is a great brand of comedy. Woman in front of me at airport security has a bottle of frozen water. They want to take it. She says it's not a liquid.
I just passed my TSA pat down guy on his break & he acted like what we shared meant NOTHING TO HIM
Apparently when TSA asks if you have any fluids, "In my bladder" is not an appropriate response.
Me: Excuse me sir, can you please forward my X-ray and breast exam results to my doctor Airport security:...
Since they're scanning me anyway, sometimes I wish airport security would just tell me how my bone density is doing
I think when I finally die and go to hell its just going to be a constant loop of waiting in the airport security line hungover
TSA agent: do you have anything in your back pockets? me: nah girl that's all me
I can help you get through airport security 30% faster - just get in any line other than the one I am in.
I don't have a border agent story, but I had this happen twice: TSA Agent: why are bags of powder in your carry-on?! Me: I'm a scientist studying lunar dust. TSA: OH COOL! I'M A GEOLOGIST. WHERE DID YOU GET THE SIMULATED DUST? TELL ME ALL! Me: I really have to catch a plane
i dont simply go through airport security, i have a goal. i want everyone in line to be blown away by my efficiency. i want to be celebrated as i push my belongings across the table. i want TSA to offer me a job (i'll decline). i want people talking about me at their gate. glory.
Probably the hottest thing a person can do is move efficiently through the TSA security line.

Congratulations, globetrotter! You've successfully navigated the bustling terminal of our 35 hilarious airport memes. From security sagas to baggage blunders, you've experienced the lighter side of air travel. Now, armed with a smile, you can face the next airport escapade with a renewed sense of humor.

If you've chuckled your way through our airport escapades, why not explore more travel tales in our archives? From road trip mishaps to the art of packing light, there's a trove of travel-related humor waiting to accompany you on your next journey.

Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality

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