24 Funny Amazon Reviews That Are 5 Stars in Our Hearts

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Funny Amazon reviews

Welcome, savvy shoppers, to the digital carnival of wonders, where the mundane act of leaving a review transforms into a comedic spectacle. Brace yourselves for a riveting journey through the e-commerce giant, Amazon, where customer feedback takes center stage in this collection of 24 uproarious reviews. Get ready to peel back the layers of mundane feedback and unveil the unexpected hilarity that ensues when online shoppers channel their inner comedians.

Behold, fellow digital explorers, as we present to you snapshots of Amazon reviews that transcend the ordinary and redefine the very essence of customer feedback. These reviews are not your run-of-the-mill critiques; they're a symphony of wit, sarcasm, and downright unconventional perspectives. From ingenious applications of products that even the manufacturers never imagined to comments that leave you questioning the sanity of online shoppers, this collection is a journey into the uproarious side of online shopping—a dimension where mundane product feedback transforms into a delightful comedy show.

funny Amazon reviews Almost Too Effective As UPS discretely unloaded my 55 gallon drum, the driver accidentally spilled it into my driveway. Any amount of cars can now fit into the garage.

funny Amazon reviews This costume was purchased for my 88 year old mother to wear to a Halloween Party. She's about 5 feet tall and weighs 88 pounds - so it is large on her, making it look pretty cute. The wings and stinger add to the fun. Adding a black, long sleeve turtleneck, black tights and gloves completes the outfit. My 92 year old father dressed in the Beekeeper costume - they were a real hit at the party!

funny Amazon reviews What does it smell like????? A: It smells like the tears of an English major trying to complete a math class.

funny Amazon reviews Softest duvet cover So soft, love it!

funny Amazon reviews Roomier than expected Too early to tell if my two female cats like this box or not, but I will say it's just as spacious as l'd hoped. The other photos don't really show how large this box is! It's amazing! I'm very happy with my purchase.

funny Amazon reviews I've had a cricket somewhere in my kitchen for weeks. I have searched high and low for it. For awhile, I thought it was my fridge making sounds. Was it? I'm not sure. I was losing my sanity. Sometimes it happened during the day or at night. Sometimes it would stop when I would come in and then start when I left. Once I heard the chirping and it metastasized in the back of mind, it's all I could hear. I couldn't sleep. It was just the chirping of the cricket. Always. Endlessly. The first night with this trap out there were no results and I thought I was doomed. This is my life now. Nothing could rid me of this troublesome cricket. The only thing left is to burn this house to ashes. Then, on the second night, I'm sitting at home and what do I hear? Nothing. Nothing at all. Beautiful. Blissful. Silence. I dug out the trap and what do I find? The one. Singular. Cricket. He looked at me as if to say "Father, is it over?". And I softly replied "No king lives forever, my son" and chucked his ass in the trash. Is melodramatic to say a five dollar insect trap changed my life? I'm not sure. But it did. 10/10 Would recommend.

funny Amazon reviews So, not so funny story: Someone in the apartment unit above us got STABBED. According to the cop who interviewed us, the attacker rang the upstairs doorbell, and when the guy answered the attacker forced his way in and stabbed the guy. You want to know what scary part is? I didn't hear a thing, thanks to my amazing Hyper Cloud 2 headphones. I got them on Amazon for $99.99 (free shipping). These things work as advertised! Probably the best noise cancelling headphones I've ever owned. 10/10 would buy again.

funny Amazon reviews I should have picked a different color The fit was great and the fabric was so soft. Unfortunately, I picked a bad color for my complexion (medium). It matches my skin tone too closely and looks like I don't have any pants on. I had to return because I basically could never wear these pants out of the house. If you are a darker complexion or even lighter the blush pink (rose pink) should be fine. I'll probably get these leggings again but in a different shade. I'm 5'6" 190.

funny Amazon reviews It's a trap Not only does this bean bag completely consume you and keep you stuck in comfortable bliss all day....but there was another consequence we encountered. This bean bag traps farts. My husband sits here, farting for hours and the farts are absorbed into the bean bag and you don't smell them again until you later sit down on the bean bag and the fumes are released. Pros: Super comfortable Cons: Super comfortable Traps farts

funny Amazon reviews It's wood. ?????? this hard drive is a piece of wood. I am not comparing it to a piece of wood. I actually opened the box and a piece of wood slides out. I don't know what to say I am just laughing. Wood not recommend. Tree-mendous effort went into this scam. If you are looking to branch out into carpentry this is a good place to start. Good riddance.

funny Amazon reviews I'm a dude. I think a pretty classic, manly one too. I carry a knife. I don't wear skinny anything. I own road flares and paper maps. And guess what? I dig a good candle in the wintry north. I don't get why candles are almost exclusively marketed to women. What do you mean, "Valentine's Day Gift for Her'? This was a gift from me to me, and me is a he, and he has a hairy chest upon which many a beer have been spilt. Seriously, when it's freezing cold and the sun is hibernating, there's nothing like a good, warm glow that eliminates my natural odor of fart and balls. The candles are even burning, very long lasting, and have a pleasant but not too foo-foo smell. I'll take it.

funny Amazon reviews Perfect addition to VR goggles. I was looking for something to make using my VR workspace a little less obvious and distracting to coworkers, so I picked up some of these to trick them into thinking I'm paying attention.

funny Amazon reviews Tell me how shipping crickets in this way makes any sense at all. I opened the box and my house was flooded with hundreds of tiny crickets the size of coffee grounds. I am disgusted.

funny Amazon reviews Can I just say that I will be reordering them in every color. Here is me rolling and sliding down a mountain because 1 was too scared to get up. My leggings did not rip not even a little bit and I got stuck on rocks and trees.

funny Amazon reviews What can you say about scissors? They're scissors. You put one blade on either side of something you wish to cut, squeeze the handles together, and it cuts. Super sharp, too. They cut almost as precisely as my father's comments about my career path.

funny Amazon reviews It's heavy! I sometimes receive documents in larger than your average letter size, that are clearly labeled "DO NOT BEND" My mailmain seems to be either lazy, or incompetent, or both and instead of leaving these documents on my doorstep or porch, (because this would require getting out of the car) he bends and folds them, then stuffs them into my mailbox anyway. This often will crease important documents or photos. So, whenever this happens, I log onto Amazon and order a 50Lb bag of play sand. While it doesn't decrease my documents, it makes me feel a lot better watching him deliver

funny Amazon reviews Can you replace the spray when you run out A: If you "run out" of pepper spray, you need to move to a different neighborhood. K 3 years ago Q: if i put this in my checked luggage will it explode from the pressure?

Congratulations, fearless adventurers! Your expedition through the whimsical realm of Amazon hilarity wasn't just a casual scroll; it was a rollercoaster ride through the corridors of laughter. Each chuckle, each guffaw served as a reminder that online shopping is not just about adding items to your cart but also about stumbling upon a treasure trove of unexpected humor. As you chuckled your way through these reviews, you discovered that the world of e-commerce is not merely about transactions; it's an uncharted territory where wit and humor collide with the everyday products we never thought could be so amusing.

Still craving more laughter and unexpected surprises? Fear not, intrepid shoppers! Our collection is but a glimpse into the comedic wonders of online retail therapy. Venture further into the world of online hilarity with additional side-splitting reviews and unconventional perspectives. Get ready for an extended laughter-filled expedition as you navigate the uncharted territories of Amazon's comic critique. Whether it's bizarre product uses or downright hilarious commentaries, the world of e-commerce comedy awaits your exploration.

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24 Funny Amazon Reviews That Are 5 Stars in Our Hearts

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