Left at the Altar: 36 Awkwardly Hilarious Wedding Objection Stories

Roy

2 years ago

Wedding objection stories

In the intricate dance of love, there exists the peculiar allure of wedding objections—those moments when the atmosphere is thick with romance, vows delicately suspended in the air, and then, bam! Someone decides it's the perfect time to object. Brace yourself for a trip down the aisle of comedic chaos as we unravel these cringe-worthy tales.

Step into the absurd universe of weddings gone awry. These 36 cringe-worthy stories peel back the curtain on the pandemonium that ensues when 'happily ever after' decides to take an unexpected detour. From grooms making a run for it to relatives sharing a bit too much wisdom, the photos encapsulate the essence of wedding objections like never before. Feel the cringe, embrace the laughter, and secure your front-row seat to the spectacle that is nuptial mayhem.

wedding objection stories: When the registrar was doing the whole "will you Mary take you Bill" bit there was a loud shriek of "BILLLLL!!!!!" Paused the ceremony and everyone was looking round to find the source. The source was a small baby using this opportunity to speak one of their first proper words.
wedding objection stories: I objected at my cousin's wedding. The dude had hit her multiple times. He was and is generally a douchebag. Every time I had ever seen him he was drunk, and my cousin who I was previously very close with quit talking much and suddenly became very clumsy, falling down and hitting her face on things a lot. I had no intention of going. Turned down being in the wedding party. Turned down going to the bachelorette party. My mother and aunt begged me to go over my objections. I told them why I didn't want to go. They made a bunch of excuses and told me it was just me being jealous. Ended up going, explicitly to object. The priest did the speak up or forever hold your peace. I stayed that I object because the guy is an abusing pile of shit. Everything went silent. One of my cousins and my dad walked me out. The marriage continued. Nobody talked to me for about about a year. Right after the dickhead go arrested for hitting her in the face with a hand mixer because she made something wrong. Turned out I was right. Yet they are still married even though he has been to jail twice now for beating her. Downside is my parents wouldn't talk to me for a long time. Now my mom apologized for not believing me.
wedding objection stories: Many, many years ago, the wedding was at the bride's upscale residence. They had the rehearsal, and thought they had anticipated every possibility. When "the question" was asked it was too late to realize that nobody had thought to stop the cuckoo clock. "CUCKOO, CUCKOO, CUCKOO!!!" It was a good ten minutes before the laughter died down enough for them to finish the ceremony. The bride, groom and officiant chuckled their way through the rest of the ceremony. They have been married for over thirty years.
wedding objection stories: Groom found out that bride was cheating two days before the wedding day. He spilled the beans while exchanging the vows.
wedding objection stories: The mom of one of the Bridesmaids got up and yelled "Yeah I object: You fl sking stole him from her!" While pointing at the bride. I've known the groom for a long time and by proxy the bride. I am still very good friends with them. I have never seen
wedding objection stories: her more infuriated than at that moment. The bridesmaid got up from her chair and was like "I'm so, so sorry. Let me get her out of here." The bridesmaid and the bride's stepfather escorted the woman out of the wedding and it continued.
wedding objection stories: The poor bridemaid, not only she endured the wedding of someone she loved to a friend of her, she swallowed it, confessed her feelings to her mom. Only to have her mom betray her and shamed her in front of everyone. What an awful situation.
wedding objection stories: My mother passed away about 15 years ago. 5 years later my dad married my now step-mother. It was an outdoor wedding on a beautiful sunny day, and during the spot where they usually ask if anyone objects, a big gust of wind
wedding objection stories: came out of nowhere and knocked over some tables. Afterward, multiple people came to tell me that wind gust was my mother objecting, which I like to believe was true.
wedding objection stories: A woman, in her 20s at the time, objected to her mom marrying my uncle. So she started yelling, "Mom don't marry him!" during the ceremony. The ceremony proceeded and some family on the mom's side lead the daughter away to quit interrupting. I don't blame her-my uncle was a lying, lazy
wedding objection stories: Kind of. My uncle was getting married. Small, just a handful of family and a minister. I was videotaping.
wedding objection stories: My grandmother was not into it at all. With each line spoken by the minister, she had a cutting, sarcastic response. I could not believe it. It was so unlike her, When that part came up, she said "I object. But does it really matter? They are going to to do it anyway."
wedding objection stories: The minister just ignored her and proceeded, business as usual. They were divorced within a year. Wish I had a copy.
wedding objection stories: One of my cousins is married to literally one of the kindest and coolest dudes I have ever met. Before the wedding, her little sister was saying how "she's marrying my best friend." At the wedding, when the priest dude asks if anyone objects, the room is ded quiet and
wedding objection stories: all you hear is a little girlish whisper "I do." It was honestly really adorable and we all laughed, and my cousin's husband and her little sister are still best friends.
wedding objection stories: My brother's wedding the wife's older brother objected because of political differences lol. He was asked to leave by the bride's father.
wedding objection stories: A relative visited one ceremony where it was asked if anyone objects, and the groom decided it's a good time for a joke and said "I do". The lady who was going to marry the couple just turned and left. They had to go through all the paperwork again and change the date. Got married, divorced in like three years if I remember correctly.
wedding objection stories: A friend of mine has a band that plays lots of weddings and other parties. They were hired for a birthday party that turned out to be a surprise wedding. The guy surprised his gf with a proposal and wanted to have a wedding ceremony then and there. She said no and left

Congratulations, brave observer of matrimonial madness! You've weathered the storm of uninvited objections and witnessed the chaotic beauty of weddings gone wild. Envision a montage of photos featuring awkward ceremonies, befuddled couples, and the occasional escapee from the commitment circus. You've chuckled, cringed, and perhaps revised your mental guest list for any future weddings.

Now that you've had your fill of objectionable tales, why not delve deeper into the realm of matrimonial mishaps? Explore the vast landscape of wedding fails, unravel the intricacies of proposal calamities, or bask in heartwarming love stories that somehow survived the chaos. Your journey through the unpredictability of love has just begun, and there are plenty more tales waiting to unfold.

Roy

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