30 Kids Naming Everyday Things That Are a Massive Improvement

Roy

2 years ago

Kids naming things

Enter the whimsical world of linguistic innovation, courtesy of our pint-sized language maestros—kids. In this uproarious post, we'll explore 30 instances where kids tossed aside conventional labels and bestowed upon everyday objects the names they truly deserve. Get ready for a rollercoaster of hilarity as we witness the unfiltered creativity of the little wordsmiths in action. These snapshots capture the delightful chaos of linguistic exploration by kids. From calling a toaster a "bread tanner" to renaming the refrigerator the "cold pantry," each photo is a testament to the boundless creativity and pure joy that comes with seeing the world through the eyes of children.

Kids naming things my four year old mispronounces curse words which is cute and not at all horrifying when she yells "bammit!!" and "cheese crisis!!!"
Kids naming things Hats off to the waiter that kept a straight face as my 5yo ordered the for lunch instead of the lasagna.
Kids naming things When my daughter was four she tried to say she had the "heebie jeebies" but it came out "Hebrew Bee Gees" and that's how it's been pronounced in my house for the last ten years
Kids naming things Toddler: we watch peed her pants Me: you peed your pants? Toddler: no PEED HER PANTS Me: who peed her pants!? Toddler: we watch PEED HER PANTS!!! Me: Peter Pan? Toddler: ya peed her pants
Kids naming things My lyo recently learned how to say "Hiiiii!" Except she pronounces it with a "D." So every morning when I get her up the first thing she says to me in her sweet little voice: "Dieeeeee."
Kids naming things It's hailing. Or as my kid calls it, "crunchy rain".
Kids naming things My son pronounces Swedish Fish "sweet a fish" and that will never not be funny.
Kids naming things My 4-year-old pronounced "French hens" as "henchmens" and now the third day of Christmas is a heist movie.
Kids naming things My son pronounces "dump truck" as "dumb f which is amazing in a crowd of strangers when he's pointing and yelling it over and over and...
Kids naming things My kid sure is doing a lot of dinosplaining for someone who pronounces it belociraptor
Kids naming things My toddler pronounces "puerta" as "puta". He pretty much calls you a until you open the door for him.
Kids naming things My nephew used to call sanitary pads "mom's bagina diapers" and we haven't called them anything else since.
Kids naming things My 2 yo pronounces Corn Flakes " face" which makes the sentence "mommy is eating corn flakes" less family friendly than it should be.
Kids naming things My daughter when she was two said our dog was acting "puppicious." To this day we still use that word instead of suspicious.
Kids naming things My friend knew he swore too much the day he couldn't get his car to start and his 3 yr old yelled out "start you sammich, start!"
Kids naming things My 12YO just pronounced fettuccine like it rhymes with medicine so I see my work is not done yet.
Kids naming things Even though my oldest daughter is now 20 I'm still a annoyed that someone at some point told her they're pronounced strawberries, not straw babies
Kids naming things My grandson called Parmesan Cheese, "Farmer John's Cheese" and that became its name. Kids are great at word play because, like Miles Davis said, "In Jazz, there are no mistakes."

Congratulations! You've just embarked on a linguistic journey curated by the unapologetically imaginative minds of children. In 40 snapshots, you've witnessed the hilarity that ensues when kids decide to rename the ordinary. It's a delightful romp through innocence and linguistic creativity. Now that you've chuckled at the inventive names kids bestowed upon everyday items, why not explore more content in the realm of childhood hilarity? Venture into the vast landscape of kids' antics, parenting laughs, or perhaps the world of creative kiddo creations. The universe of youthful imagination beckons, and there's a plethora of childlike giggles waiting for you to discover.

Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality

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