25 Funny Unhinged Dating App Convos You Would Swipe Left On

Roy

2 years ago

Brace yourself for a cringe-worthy yet oddly entertaining dive into the dating app jungle with 25 screenshots that redefine the term "romantic catastrophe." These aren't your standard "Hi, how are you?" exchanges; they're more like a chaotic sitcom where love attempts to blind-date with disaster. From cringe-worthy pickup lines that should come with a disclaimer to conversations that could rival a stand-up comedy routine (minus the laughs), these screenshots are the rom-com you watch through your fingers. People gobble up these posts faster than they swipe left on someone with a profile picture cuddling a tiger because, let's face it, there's an inexplicable delight in witnessing the peculiar, often absurd, world of dating apps. So, prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of "Did that really happen?" moments that'll make you question if your love life is a sitcom script in the making.

funny dating app Wanna go out Friday if you're free?? Today 6:08PM i should be free Let's go out! Btw I stalk you IG and ? to you
funny dating app Hey weekend? Please like people within your means off
funny dating app What do you like to do on dates? :) As in? Like what activities do you like to do for dates? Coffee, museums, walk in the park, movie, etc Yesterday None of these S Lol So then what? Real dates What do you consider a real date If I have to tell, it isn't worth
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funny dating app Do you some ? xx Smoke* that's a new one i do not Sent Oh Can you unmatch me please
funny dating app I guess we will just have to have a long bumble courtship I'm dating to be married btw No hard feelings, if that's not what you are after. Thank you for making that clear, I'm not at that point currently so I will not waste your time. I do hope you find someone soon Yikes. No worries. I will. I'm 6"4, make over 100k a year. Good bye You better hurry up btw, you are pushing that age limit. All good I'm not looking to have kids either so I'm solid. I still look like I'm 20 so age isn't an issue for me. Thanks for your concerns
funny dating app Hey Hey Well my daughters daddy left me, and now I'm raising her on my own... and I had to pay my rent and I thought I would have a little bit left for groceries and diapers but I didn't, and now l don't know what to do... so I'm looking around, hoping someone will help me but no one cares..
funny dating app Merry Christmas! Today Merry sexual Christmas! That's not weird at all lol Delivered Can unmatch me if you don't like it
funny dating app What do you enjoy the most about bodybuilding? Looking great That's the best part for sure Looking sexy for my woman I like that as well! How long have you been working out? Since 16 years old Wow, that's young!! Yess It must be difficult maintaining that kind of discipline It is I'd imagine that you have a particular diet plan I try to So, what do you usually do as a hobby besides
funny dating app Ugh. Didn't even scroll down to look at bio or pics. Definitely not interested x I mean thanks for actually telling me. That's super rare and really kind actually. Also I guess I'm good looking enough for an instant swipe right. So thanks again.
funny dating app Ummm So first of all I think there should be a New tinder rule. Guys as fine as u gotta have more body pics so if more of u Today 8:12 AM ^^ this was single handedly the best response live ever gotten on here Keep talking nice like that and u might get your wish
funny dating app woof woof Yesterday 10:30 PM excellent start (my dog just died) Today 10:48 AM Ruh Roh
funny dating app hey just wondering, why does your profile say 25 if you're 34? Delivered so i can match with younger women and not just 30 year olds
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funny dating app We matched before and I called you fat and it shattered your small ego :/ Then why would you match with me again To remind you that you're still a fatty :)

In those 25 screenshots, it's like enrolling in a crash course on the absurdity of modern dating that'll leave you both bewildered and highly entertained. Online, these dating app convos trigger laughter so loud it rivals a group therapy session, sparking conversations that dissect the unpredictable rollercoaster ride of online romance. Hungry for more dating mishap chuckles? Dive deeper into the abyss of funny online dating fails that'll make you consider deleting your own profile, awkward chatroom moments that'll make you cringe harder than a bad pickup line, and ridiculous digital courtship stories that prove love might be a battlefield, but it's also a comedy show waiting to happen. Because, let's face it, the world of digital dating? It's a treasure trove of hilariously disastrous encounters just waiting for you to dive in and wonder, "Is this what I've been missing out on?"

Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality

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