25 Creepy Things Kids Have Said That Still Haunt Parents

Roy

2 years ago

Hold onto your hats, because this article is a journey into the eerie world of children's unsettling words! Brace yourself for a collection of spine-chilling quotes that kids have spouted, leaving parents questioning both their sanity and their choice of bedtime stories. The internet's abuzz with these creepy tales, turning childhood innocence into a spine-tingling sensation. Get ready for a darkly humorous dive into the unsettling world of kids' words!

creepy things kids have said Interesting bedtime chat with my 3 year old tonight: "daddy, I had a family a long time ago & my mummy was called Sochi & I was called Anke but then I died & now I'm with your family," Anyway, if anyone needs me, I'll be up cleaning the pants I just shat for the rest of the night

creepy things kids have said My mum and sister were in a taxi with my nephew when he was about 3. He pointed at a branch of Claire's Accessories and said, "when I was a big boy & I was a fireman I used to go in that pet shop." Elderly taxi driver almost crashed. Said it had been a pet shop when he was a kid

creepy things kids have said One time when my son was about 3, we were dancing with his feet on my feet & he said, "Mommy, I remember when I was big & you were little & we used to dance like this." The only person I can remember dancing like that with is my grandfather.

creepy things kids have said My son once built a VERY lifelike old factory out of blocks and said "this is where used to work when I was alive before". Aged 3.

creepy things kids have said A few years ago my then three year old was struggling with a bad dream. I went to her to stroke her head and calm her down and she was half awake already and she whispered: "Daddy, when the night babies come, I take the hearts from inside their bones so they can't bite anymore."

creepy things kids have said When mine was that age I was sitting next to him listening to him singing a creepy chant with no words. He told me he was singing to the Darkest Drift, a sentient, invisible stream that runs through time and space, that creates stars and planets and that only kids can see.

creepy things kids have said Very similar conversations when my son was very young. He used to say "when I was Andrei...". then one day, he was watching the cartoon Anastasia, and pointed calmly and said "There - that's where I lived when I was Andrei" Kids are spooky...

creepy things kids have said We nicknamed our daughter 'spooky' as she talked about two previous lives between the ages 3 and 5. After we had a car accident in which no one was hurt, she remained totally calm saying her friend had told her it would happen and that we would be fine.

creepy things kids have said My boy told me at roughly 3 years old about being taken to the room where you choose your parents. He said there were loads of photos of people & he chose me for my smile. Thought it was totally normal for folks to remember it. Described all the faces of the other parents

creepy things kids have said A visitor once asked my 5yo (who had a mild speech defect at the time) why she thought people keep cats. She said, "Cats eat wats. And Wats. Do The Bwack. Deaf." She was dressed in a very adorable frilly fancy dress and didn't blink and was absolutely stone-cold terrifying.

creepy things kids have said My daughter told me quite a detailed story about her journey through a special magical forest before she was born where at the end she chose me as her Mum when I was 12 (I was in my 30s when she was born).

creepy things kids have said apparently when my brother was 2 or 3 he told my mom that he used to have a mother family until "men with dogs came to our village and made us get on trains and it was so hot that i fell asleep and now you're my mommy" so that was spooky

creepy things kids have said Creepiest thing my son ever said was when we were driving and he went 'Oh look at all the people' there were no people, but we just happened to be driving past a local cemetery

creepy things kids have said When she was 3, my daughter used to stuff dolls and toys under her bed for "the girl living under the bed". She called her something that sounded like Melia. We live in my great-grandmother house, who died here. Her name was Emilia.

Those 25 spine-chilling quotes were like stepping into a horror movie dialogue! From imaginary friends with eerie backstories to whispered secrets that sent shivers down spines, these creepy kid utterances kept parents wide-eyed. The internet's fascination with these quotes isn't just about raising hairs; it’s a testament to the bizarre yet intriguing nature of children's imaginations. As we bid adieu to this unsettling exploration, remember, kids' creepy comments will continue to haunt parents' dreams!

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