34 Hilarious D&D Memes That Won’t Help You Roll a Crit

Phil

2 years ago

D&D Memes

Gather 'round, adventurers, as we delve deep into the dungeon of internet humor with 34 side-splitting D&D memes. From critical fails to epic wins, these memes encapsulate the trials and tribulations every player faces in the world of role-playing games. Whether you're a seasoned dungeon master or a newbie rolling your first d20, these memes are bound to strike a chord (or maybe a sword) with you. Get ready for a journey filled with laughter, sarcasm, and a touch of magic, because we're about to embark on a quest through the hilariously nerdy realm of D&D.

D&D memes Today, nobody showed up to my 8.15am class. O students of about 40. Sitting in the empty room, I email them, trying to disguise my hurt feelings. 2 mins later, I get a reply: "Professor, we think you might be in the wrong room." So anyway off I go to live in a hole forever.
D&D memes WHEN I'M PLAYING D&D AND REALIZE IT'S 2 AM ALREADY I WORK AT 6 AM "JUST ONE MORE BATTLE"
D&D memes I wOULD LIKE TO CHECK FOR TRAPS
D&D memes #dnd tip to all gnome players out there: if you cast Reduce on yourself, you'll only weigh ~5 lb, so you can fly by grabbing yourself by the collar with Mage Hand. Great for dramatic getaways.
D&D memes I BREATHE AIR FOR YOU. 1 FILTER WASTE FOR yoU. STONETOSS.COM I PUMP BLOOD FOR YOU. I constantly think of new character concepts that you'll never have time to play
D&D memes When the GM complains about how much prep they have to do for their homebrew campaign Hold on. This whole operation was your idea.
D&D memes When the DM says something like "The room appears to be empty" or "so you touch the object?" Fun DM tip: always do that. Even if it really is empty or nothing will happen. Really helps curb meta gamming and can get some funny reactions. My favorite is asking how they open the door or asking "so you just stand in front of it and open it normally" then suddenly they're trying to describe a totally abnormal way of opening a door that doesnt involve them being in front of it
D&D memes Why is the barbarian carrying a shillet? He thinks its his spellcasting focus He has spells?! Just one, Everytime he hits someone with it he shouts "cast iron"
D&D memes Rogue: Locked. Don't worry, I can pick it. Barbarian: Don't bother. Rogue: what do you mean? Barbarian:
D&D memes When you have 0 dexterity and 999 strength axe
D&D memes Context: after arriving in a new city, my necromancer wizard looks through the wanted posters that are around making sure he's not on any of them.. Rogue: Are you a criminal? Wizard: Not here. DM: That is the best reply I've ever heard to that question.
D&D memes Player: PSSH. Good luck hitting me. My AC is incredible. DM:
D&D memes EXCUSE ME WHILEI MONOLOGUE AS A FREE ACTION.
D&D memes THAT STRE END OF COMBAT AFTER COMBAT DU NOTICE TH 000 USEARCH ALL THE BODIES FOR LOOT TROLLEDA 20ON MY INVESTIGATION, DOOFIND. ISEARCH THE OTHER BODIES TOO. WHAT DO IFND ONTHEM?
D&D memes WHEN YOU ROLL THE MAX ON A CRITICAL WITH BONUS DAMAGE AND HE STILL HAS TWO HIT POINTS LEFT, AND A NINTH LEVEL SPELL - GAME MASTER TOOLBOX

And thus, our epic quest through the world of D&D memes comes to an end. We've encountered dragons of laughter, trolls of satire, and treasures of pure internet gold. But fear not, fellow adventurers, for the internet is a vast realm, and there are always more memes on the horizon. As we sheathe our swords and stow our spellbooks, let's remember that the laughter we shared is the true magic of this adventure. Until our paths cross again, may your rolls be natural 20s and your memes as sharp as a vorpal blade!

Phil M., Co‑Founder & Content Strategist Phil is one of Thunder Dungeon’s co‑founders, doubling as our resident meme analyst and dark‑room brainstormer. He specializes in trend‑spotting across social platforms and shapes the editorial calendar to keep our galleries fresh, topical, and worthy of your valuable procrastination.

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