27 Texts from Exes: A Journey into Relationship Chaos

Roy

2 years ago

Buckle up, folks, because we're about to embark on a wild ride through the labyrinth of post-breakup communication: the ex-texts zone! We've curated 27 utterly baffling, cringe-worthy, and downright insane texts from ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends that will make you question the sanity of humanity. From desperate pleas to mind-boggling confessions, these texts redefine the boundaries of awkwardness. Get ready to laugh, gasp, and possibly feel a little better about your own dating life.

text from exes Yo!! What's up? Who dis OH HELLNO! Well damn
text from exes I'm writing a letter. Have patience please. I say this with all the love and light that resides in me: do not send me a letter. I understand everything, perfectly.
text from exes Happy New Year
text from exes How is you I'm good wbu Good (: it's been a year since I talked to u That's cool
text from exes The bengals losing this game got me thinking about how I lost you. You were my Super Bowl but we couldn't make it out of the playoffs. I'm fourth and down bad rn. You don't have to respond
text from exes Hey hey x You want to catch up sometime? X Hi. Hope all is well. No i definitely don't want to catch up sometime.
text from exes Since I'm not blocked here I'm iust checking on you
text from exes appreciate you texting me about my birthday. I don't suppose you'll go for it but can we talk on the phone sometime soon? Absolutely not...just wanted to put the idea of me back in your
text from exes
text from exes Can I see u
text from exes Hey Hi Wanna come give me a bj? So you want me to go over just to give you a
text from exes Still hate me? Absolutely
text from exes Would you want to hangout sometime? not really Delivered Haha Well that went pretty well I think
text from exes I miss our sex e sorry
text from exes How's it going Miss me? fuckin great Prob as much as you miss me Top 5 things you'd do when u saw me run run faster keep running catch my breath then go back to running
text from exes 1 want to do more than you. I'd like to be part of your life. I do want you. I'd like to be the reason why you smile and laugh. Corny
text from exes Happy birthday beautiful miss ya Did you I blocked vou Leave me alone Gosh you really don't like birthdays God hates you
text from exes It's the year you marry your dream man And I'm the man yeah right Maybe if I wasn't such a piece of shit I could of got it right

And there you have it, a glimpse into the chaotic world of post-breakup texting, where reason goes out the window and hilarity takes the wheel. These texts from exes are not just messages; they're artifacts of relationship absurdity. Remember, the next time you receive a bizarre text from your ex, you're not alone in this crazy, text-filled universe. Cheers to surviving the ex-files adventure!

Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality

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