30 Awkward Conversations With Kids People Have Had the (Dis)pleasure of Having

Phil

2 years ago

Prepare to cringe, chuckle, and question your life choices as we dive into the realm of parenting where innocent questions lead to jaw-dropping moments. In this collection of 30 awkward conversations with kids, we explore the delightful world of childhood innocence meets brutal honesty. Parents, get ready to be stumped, amused, and maybe slightly traumatized by the unexpected queries and declarations of the little ones. From dissecting the meaning of life to asking about the existence of monsters under the bed, these conversations redefine the art of parental awkwardness. Brace yourselves as we navigate through these moments of sheer disbelief, reminding us all that parenting is indeed an adventure, albeit a bewildering one.

conversation with kids My 7 year old nephew just asked me "auntie, would you rather be a famous NHL hockey player, or be stuck inside a Coke bottle for the rest of your life?" So what was your answer tho?
conversation with kids My 7yo told me that Jeremy gives her all the answers at school. As the conversation went on I found out that Jeremy is her brain. She named her brain Jeremy.
conversation with kids the teacher asked my kindergartner what his favorite season was and he said "garlic salt"
conversation with kids He loved being tickled so I was tickling him one day. He let out a huge fart and suddenly started crying and screaming. I ask him why he's screaming and he replies with - I was saving that for later. How and why would you save a fart?
conversation with kids I remember showing my son pictures of brains when he was five and pointing at his head saying, "this is where your brain is" He proceeded to clutch his head in his hands and wail "I don't want a brain"
conversation with kids little kids are so creepy example: i have a student who kisses me on the arm every day and whispers, "there, now you'll live until tomorrow" and one day he didn't kiss me and when he came to school the next morning he looked genuinely surprised to see me alive
conversation with kids When pope lI died, my nephew saw the body dressed in a red suit and started to cry. When i asked him what happened, he said "if Santa claus died, who's going to bring my gift?"
conversation with kids When I was 11 I didn't know the difference between a veteran and a veterinarian and I thanked the lady who put my dog down for her service
conversation with kids 6yo: Daddy, how long does it take to count to 1 million? Dad: If you count one number per second, it would take you a little over 11.5 days. 6yo: What if I start at 100?
conversation with kids My 6yo, watching me pour draino down his bathroom sink... 6yo: what's that Me: it dissolves whatever gunk is clogging up your drain 6yo: cool, even the screwdriver down there? Me: the wha-
conversation with kids My kid just learned "uh oh spaghettios" but he keeps forgetting and is yelling "oh no noodles" instead
conversation with kids children ages 3-5 are truly something else im a tour guide and at one point on my tour i ask if anyone has any questions and today a girl immediately yells out "have you ever killed someone? and are the bodies in the walls?"

Well, folks, we've survived a rollercoaster of awkwardness, courtesy of our little chatterboxes. From pondering existential mysteries to questioning the legitimacy of the tooth fairy, these conversations have given us a glimpse into the unfiltered minds of children. As we bid adieu to this collection, let's raise a glass to the brave parents out there who navigate these social landmines daily. Remember, in the world of awkward conversations with kids, embarrassment is just a question away. Here's to the tiny truth tellers who keep us on our toes and provide endless entertainment in the process.

Phil M., Co‑Founder & Content Strategist Phil is one of Thunder Dungeon’s co‑founders, doubling as our resident meme analyst and dark‑room brainstormer. He specializes in trend‑spotting across social platforms and shapes the editorial calendar to keep our galleries fresh, topical, and worthy of your valuable procrastination.

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