36 Funny Halloween Tweets to Get You in the Mood

Roy

2 years ago

Gather 'round, Halloween enthusiasts and comedy lovers! In this fang-tastic post, we've conjured up 36 tweets that perfectly capture the spooky, silly spirit of everyone's favorite haunted holiday. From ghostly gags to pumpkin spice hilarity, these tweets are bound to make you cackle like a witch around a cauldron. Halloween, after all, isn't just about ghosts and ghouls; it's also a prime time for the internet to unleash its funniest, most creatively creepy content. As we delve into this collection, get ready for a parade of witty wordplay, clever costume commentary, and a healthy dose of candy-related humor. So, whether you're planning your own epic Halloween party or just relishing in the thrill of the season, these tweets are here to ensure your spooky festivities are filled with spine-chilling laughter!

funny halloween tweets STOP using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - dress slutty every day
funny halloween tweets A single mom who works two jobs. Who loves her kids and never stops. With gentle hands and a heart of a fighter.
funny halloween tweets Heard a rival dad is planning to hand out king size candy bars for Halloween so now every trick or treater that comes to my house is getting a full rack of ribs.
funny halloween tweets They were tryna put dude out the bar last night for dressing like Jeffery dahmer, but come to find out bruh just looked like that
funny halloween tweets Don't forget to set out weed and video games for John Carpenter tonight
funny halloween tweets My sister told me a guy dressed as Michael Myers for a 3k today. Slow walked the entire time and finished dead last. There are few things I respect more than full commitment to the bit.
funny halloween tweets Donating blood to spirit Halloween tomorrow
funny halloween tweets (friend who didn't get invited on the blair witch project trip) ah jeez that's awful. tragic. and you found all their footage? so did they ever like.. explain why they could only bring 3 people in a car that seats 4 or like
funny halloween tweets I love Halloween in NYC. I just got in a strange man's car in my underwear and we're both acting like it's a completely normal night.
funny halloween tweets Some people go to Vegas to gamble. I order my kid a costume from China hoping it will arrive before Halloween.
funny halloween tweets my parents are fighting be my mom was letting a big spider live in the kitchen window be he's "perfect for halloween" and my dad killed it
funny halloween tweets I finally have enough money to get the expensive outfits at the top of the Spirit Halloween costume wall, I'm about to ask an employee to get one of their finest clothing hooks
funny halloween tweets the two types of halloween decorations are "it would be cute if ghosts wore sneakers" and "if i knew i could get away with it here's how i'd torture somebody to death"
funny halloween tweets If you ever feel like you missed your chance in life, just remember that Hocus Pocus, a Halloween movie, was released in July, no one saw it, and now 20 years later every drag queen is dressed like Bette Midler from Labor Day to Thanksgiving Eve. Your time is coming beloved
funny halloween tweets Of course Halloween is scary, people knock on your door. It could be anyone

And there you have it, 36 tweets that prove Halloween isn't just for scares – it's also for spooks and snickers! As we bid farewell to this laughter-infused collection, let's raise a jack-o'-lantern-shaped glass to the internet's endless creativity. These tweets not only capture the essence of Halloween but also remind us that amidst the cobwebs and creepy crawlies, there's room for laughter. So, whether you're dressing up as a classic monster or opting for a hilariously creative costume, remember these tweets. They're a testament to the internet's ability to turn even the spookiest holiday into a sidesplitting, ghostly gala.

Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality

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