19 Secrets Men Never Admit: A Viral Reddit Confession

Roy

2 years ago

Idk why but whenever I start falling asleep an someone calls me out on it, its always my first instinct to deny it. I will be asleep on my couct and my gf will be like "are you sleeping?" 100 times and have to shake me awake and I'll be like "I've been awake the whole time." Edit: gl I'm not the only one Imao

Gentlemen, prepare yourselves for a jaw-dropping journey into the world of manhood, where secrets are spilled, and confessions are made. In this viral Reddit thread, we unearth 19 things that all men do but seldom admit. It's a riveting peek behind the curtain of masculinity, a no-holds-barred revelation that might just leave you wondering, "Do all men really do that?" Well, get ready for some surprising nods of recognition and a fair share of incredulity as we delve into the unspoken rituals of manly life. From quirks to habits, this Reddit revelation will have you nodding, laughing, and perhaps scratching your head in bemusement.

What's a thing that all men do but never admit doing?
Idk why but whenever I start falling asleep an someone calls me out on it, its always my first instinct to deny it. I will be asleep on my couct and my gf will be like "are you sleeping?" 100 times and have to shake me awake and I'll be like "I've been awake the whole time." Edit: gl I'm not the only one Imao
Wonder if they should go to the doctor, then convince themselves they don't need to. EDIT: I went in - turns out I had testicular cancer. Don't put it off.
Cry
wanting platonic touch (i.e. hugs)
Getting called by someone while you're jerking off and just saying whatever you can to get them to shut up.
Catching water in our arms in the shower and then letting splash the the ground.
Fantasize/Day Dream about being a hero or making a great sacrifice to save everyone
Finding a really cool rock on the ground, then taking it with us
Grabbed their own butt to see what it feels like
Realizing that someone was flirting with you Tike 5 years late
Go over every little minute detail in their heads of the conversation they had with someone they are even a little bit attracted to
did this the weekend. the most beautiful woman working as barmaid i have ever seen however i know its annoying having someone hit on you while working and working in a bar she must get it all the time. so i kept quiet ordered my drinks and didnt bother her. she remembered what i was drinking by the 3rd drink. that was enough for me Imao
This is what my wife had a hard time understanding. Just cause I'm messing with it, doesn't mean I'm aroused. I'm just fidgeting and that's my object.
Daydream about insane scenarios that will never happen where you're the main hero that swoops in to save the day. Common examples include things like thinking vou could figure out how to land an entire airplane in an emergency, thinking about "What happens if there's a robbery and I stop the bad guy" thinking about saving someone from a burning building, thinking you could save someone's life if there's a random medical emergency, etc.

There you have it, the unvarnished truth about the mysterious ways of men, straight from the virtual confessional of Reddit. As we wrap up this eye-opening expedition into the world of male habits, remember, behind every quirk is a story, and behind every admission is a shared experience. Whether you're a man nodding in recognition or someone utterly baffled, these revelations remind us that beneath the veneer of masculinity, we're all just human, with our quirks and habits that make us wonderfully, uniquely us.

Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality

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