17 Hilarious Scottish Twitter Moments From the Comedically Kilted

Phil

2 years ago

Scottish Twitter – a realm where wit flows as freely as the Highland winds and sarcasm is as sharp as a sgian-dubh. In this post, we're embarking on a rollicking journey through 17 uproarious Scottish Twitter moments that perfectly encapsulate the unique blend of humor and blunt honesty found in the Scottish culture. From deep-fried Mars bars to poetic insults that could make a sailor blush, these tweets are a testament to the unparalleled wit of our Scottish counterparts. Prepare yourselves for a linguistic adventure where words are wielded like claymores and laughter echoes through the glens. Join us in celebrating the brilliance of Scottish Twitter, where every tweet is a masterpiece, every retort a work of art, and every conversation a symphony of sharp-tongued hilarity. Don your virtual kilts, grab a dram of whisky (or Irn-Bru if you're feeling patriotic), and let's dive headfirst into the uproarious world of Scottish Twitter!

Scottish twitter When u wake up thinking it's Monday morning and text your gaffer wanting a day aff Greig isit awryt if a can take a holiday the day mate av got the runs man 07:45 W 1 - you need to come up with a better excuse than the runs, thats the worst ever. 2 - its sunday ya weapon
Scottish twitter Can't be dealing wi waiters that ask how yer meal is as yer scoffing ur gob full of food, it's in yer name
Scottish twitter Just fell through the roof trying to get the cat canny believe it she's still up there tae
Scottish twitter There's folk ma age having weans and av just had a tub ae Pringles for ma dinner.
Scottish twitter Lassie in Gibraltar took my photo while a was off guard, stuck it to a plate and made me buy it fur €6
Scottish twitter I winched a bird in garage and she was bangin and I got her number So I texted it the next day And it said thanks for donating £5 to Dogs Trust Hahahahahahahahhahahahha
Scottish twitter Dominos asked robbie how many slices he wanted his pizza cut into 4 or 6 n he said 4 cause he couldn't eat 6
Scottish twitter Canny believe a had to phone the fire brigade yesterday to free ma mum's heed from the glass shower door n the cat just took the piss whole time
Scottish twitter Sisters got asthma and we got her they candles that dinny blow oot for her bday cake and aboot killed the cunt trying to blow them oot
Scottish twitter It's fatal tae ask if your family are wanting a cup of tea. Starts as a polite offer an suddenly it's like you've clocked in fur a shift at Starbucks.
Scottish twitter Mental how ye need to apologise for not smoking when someone asks for a lighter
Scottish twitter every time I go to a coffee shop I think about the time last summer when I asked for a latte with oat milk and the poor lad behind the counter somehow managed to say with a straight face "sir am sorry a cannae make a latte withoot milk"
Scottish twitter we were aw out for molly's bday dressed up as characters fae peter pan & at the end a the night a lassie n her mad pals started scrapping w us all and aw a can think about is folk fae the other side of the road watching 6 pirates, peter pan & tinkerbell in a royal rumble
Scottish twitter Honestly thought he wus huddin a fish
Scottish twitter so how's the dating going Lauren? absolutely class aye thanks, not only did I nearly kill a man but I'm now responsible for him losing an internal organ. incredible work
Scottish twitter some guy looked me dead in the eyes when we were both at the urinals at riverside and said it's good to get your cmak out innit mate?' and i've no been the same since

And there you have it, folks! Seventeen uproarious Scottish Twitter moments that prove once and for all that the Scots have not only mastered the art of the kilt but also the art of wit. As we bid farewell to this whirlwind tour of tartan-infused humor, it's impossible not to marvel at the sheer creativity and unabashed honesty that permeate every tweet. Scottish Twitter, with its distinctive blend of sharp humor and unfiltered commentary, stands as a testament to the rich cultural tapestry of Scotland. So, here's to the poetic insults, the irreverent banter, and the laughter that transcends borders – may the wit of Scottish Twitter continue to brighten our days and remind us that humor, like whisky, only gets better with age.

Phil M., Co‑Founder & Content Strategist Phil is one of Thunder Dungeon’s co‑founders, doubling as our resident meme analyst and dark‑room brainstormer. He specializes in trend‑spotting across social platforms and shapes the editorial calendar to keep our galleries fresh, topical, and worthy of your valuable procrastination.

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