18 Times Teachers Were Roasted by Their Students

Phil

2 years ago

teachers roasted by student one time i blocked a kid's computer cause he was going on youtube instead of doing his work and he told me that that was why i didn't have a boyfriend and it made me giggle

Welcome, dear readers, to a classroom of comedy and a symphony of sarcasm! In this riveting post, we're delving into the hilariously humbling world of education where students, armed with wit sharper than a freshly sharpened pencil, take on their teachers with uproarious roasts. From witty comebacks that leave educators speechless to ingenious pranks that blur the lines between mischief and brilliance, these 18 instances of teacher roasting will have you chuckling in solidarity. It's a lesson in humility where educators find themselves on the receiving end of banter, reminding us all that even in the hallowed halls of learning, laughter reigns supreme. So, fasten your seatbelts, dear readers, and prepare for a rollercoaster ride through the amusing anecdotes of students putting their mentors in their place – all in good fun, of course.

teachers roasted by student one time i blocked a kid's computer cause he was going on youtube instead of doing his work and he told me that that was why i didn't have a boyfriend and it made me giggle
teachers roasted by student There was a tiktok trend a while ago where students would ask teachers what 3 things they used every day and then tease them for not saying their subject. So, for example, they'd ask the math teacher what 3 things he uses every day and he'd say something like "My shower, my car keys, and my shoes" and the kid would go "I notice you didn't say math!" I was aware of this trend and one of my boys goes "What are 3 things you use every day?" So I said "Social studies, social studies, and social studies." He just glared at me and said "You are such a disappointment." | just love the idea of being a disappointment for one-upping the trend.
teachers roasted by student Out of the blue, one of my kindergarteners raised her hand to say "even though you don't look very nice today, you're still special"
teachers roasted by student I am not quick with comebacks, been a life long problem. One girl says something shitty to me and says, "and don't call me at one in the morning when you think of something to say back." Lmao.
teachers roasted by student I had these two brothers who were real jerks to other students and all of their teachers. I was trying to motivate them to be more serious about their school work. (Yeah, joke's on me because I taught 6th grade.) Anyway, one of the boys mentioned a very obscure career. Me: "Is that really what you want to do for the rest of your life?" Them: "Is THIS really what you want to do for the rest of your life?" Good question, kid.
teachers roasted by student I had a similar experience when I was teaching fifth grade - we had been hyping up an attendance day by saying there would be a big surprise and the surprise was "The Attendance Fairy" (our instructional coach in basically a Glenda the Good Witch costume handing out prizes and candy throughout the day). When she came to my class and went to hand one of my kids (who had his moments of genuine wit) looked her dead in the eye and said, "Is this really why you went to college?"
teachers roasted by student I peeked at a kid's diary over her shoulder once, and the entry was titled "Ms. MyName". It had a bunch of random doodles and phrases. The two I caught were, "She think just cause she a blue eyed blondey she can..." and "toes". She saw me read it and for whatever reason we both just cracked up. Now any time I give her shit she just says "toes" and I'm like, "Ok, point taken." The rest of the summer school kids are baffled lol
teachers roasted by student I told a student I won some money in a contest and she said, "Well, it wasn't a bikini contest!"
teachers roasted by student I teach art and often play instrumental versions of popular songs during worktime. One day I was chatting to my 6th graders about the music I chose and made a joke about having had an emo phase. One kid looked me up and down and went "yeah that makes sense."
teachers roasted by student "Suck my d_ck, you Harry Potter looking motherf_cker" Which became my opener for like six years of stand up. "I'm Brent, or as my students affectionately know me...

And there you have it, folks, 18 uproarious moments where the roles in the classroom were hilariously reversed. These tales of teacher-roasting brilliance not only showcase the sharp minds of the students but also remind us that education is a two-way street, with laughter paving the way for memorable lessons. As we bid adieu to this collection of classroom comedy, let's raise our imaginary apples to the witty students who, with their quick thinking and clever retorts, prove that humor knows no age or hierarchy. Teachers, after all, are human too, and a well-timed roast can be as enlightening as any lesson in the textbooks. So, here's to the educators who take it in stride, the students who keep us laughing, and the timeless bond between knowledge and wit – the ultimate recipe for an enlightened, albeit chuckle-filled, society.

Phil M., Co‑Founder & Content Strategist Phil is one of Thunder Dungeon’s co‑founders, doubling as our resident meme analyst and dark‑room brainstormer. He specializes in trend‑spotting across social platforms and shapes the editorial calendar to keep our galleries fresh, topical, and worthy of your valuable procrastination.

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