17 Shower Thoughts That Will Make You Think You’ve Been Thinking All Wrong: Midwest Edition

Roy

2 years ago

r/Showerthoughts u/redskyfalling • 3y Sheboygan is not only a city in Wisconsin, but also how rappers introduce themselves on a track.

г/Showerthoughts u/Drak_is_Right • 6у The entirety of the United Kingdom would fit inside the Great Lakes.

r/Showerthoughts u/phish_tacos • 2y If Minnesota gave away 90% of its lakes, it could give every country in the world 46 lakes, and still have 1,000 lakes left over for itself.

r/Showerthoughts u/wololowarrior • 6у Missouri has two major cities and both of them look like they're desperately trying to get out of the state. Even Ohio has at least one major city that isn't about to jump into a large body of water to get out.

r/Showerthoughts u/loeka802 • 4y People always ask "Were you raised in a barn?" When someone leaves a door open, but l've lived on a farm my entire life and the first thing I learned was to close the door or the animals get out.

r/Showerthoughts u/[deleted] • 3y FedEx can get a can of corn from Nebraska to California faster than the human body can get it from one end to the other.

r/Showerthoughts u/travisjacqueslaflame • 3y Odd to think that Lake Michigan alone holds around a quadrillion gallons of freshwater, and there are still millions of people without clean drinking water.

г/Showerthoughts u/Nulono • 8y If Homer Simpson were a Democratic congressman from Springfield, Ohio, he'd be "Homer Simpson (D-OH)"

r/Showerthoughts u/bill_theCrazy_doge • 3y Missouri is just misery pronounced all fancy

r/Showerthoughts u/Deanothedino • 2y If Wisconsin is famous for its cheese and having good cheese, then the cows in Wisconsin must be rockstars in the bovine world.

r/Showerthoughts u/Birdknowsbest21 • 2y lowa is only relevant once every 4 years.

г/Showerthoughts u/karla4331 • 3y If simulators such as Farming Simulator would be connected to real life harvesters and tractors, players could be able to earn real money while playing

r/Showerthoughts u/marytheg • 3y People from Minnesota are just rejected Canadians.

r/Showerthoughts u/PessimisticSnake • 5y Country music is just "farm emo" music.

г/Showerthoughts u/sortaMerciful • 3y In football, water boys are essentially mobile human bubblers

г/Showerthoughts u/SyckTycket • 3y Refrigerators in the Midwest are working to keep food warm.

r/Showerthoughts u/AstralWither • 1y Earth is the Ohio of the galaxy

Roy

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