30 Science Memes That Will Chuckle Until You Fog Up Your Glasses and Knock Over Your Beakers

Roy

2 years ago

JUMPING OFF BUILDINGS NOW HIGH IS 100 HIGH

JUMPING OFF BUILDINGS NOW HIGH IS 100 HIGH

What if it bites me and it dies? that means you're poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read. What if it bites itself and I die? It's voodoo. What if it bites me and someone else dies? That's correlation, not causation. what if we bite each other and neither of us die that's kinky ah my god

You know how all of Jupiter's moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called? JUNO. Who's Juno? JUPITER'S WIFE.

Biologists are jerks. Our sense of humor is infectious. This needs to go viral.

In a simple experiment, researchers at the University of Chicago sought to find out whether a rat would release a fellow rat from an unpleasantly restrictive cage if it could. The answer was yes. The free rat, occasionally hearing distress calls from its compatriot, learned to open the cage and did so with greater efficiency over time. It would release the other animal even if there wasn't the payoff of a reunion with it. Astonishingly, if given access to a small hoard of chocolate chips, the free rat would usually save at least one treat for the captive - which is a lot to expect of a rat. The researchers came to the unavoidable conclusion that what they were seeing was empathy - and apparently selfless behavior driven by that mental state. "A New Model of Empathy: The Rat" by David Brown, Washington Post

I'm so happy l'm outta high school imagine having to find the area of a damn scutoid

Thank goodness, usually, it's the other way around, fish unknown to science is eating Australians.

Imagine you discovered the ability to time travel. You go 30 years into the future expecting to meet your future self only to discover that you've been missing for 30 years.

Damn it My water broke broken molecule

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8,9 but why did 7 eat 9? Because you're supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

This is a model of how many Earth's can fit inside the sun. detko2 Damn, that's gotta be at least 12

today I realized Plankton eats holographic meatloaf for dinner because holograms are projections of light, and plankton gain energy through photosynthesis.

Physics majors throw a lot of shade considering they're still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden. the-shuckiest-shuck My brother's (a graduated theoretical physicist) only response to this was "WELL NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE!"

You don't have a skeleton inside of you. You're a brain. You are inside of a skeleton. You're piloting a bone mech that's using meat armor

why is it so easy to stay awake until 6 am but so hard to wake up at 6 am Things in motion tend to stay in motion, while things at rest tend to stay at rest.

In 1898 Nikola Tesla once tricked an entire crowd into believing they could control a toy boat by shouting commands - he had in fact invented Radio Control and was piloting the boat himself.

This Professor has no chill Rolative Dating Uptihe Alabama kind

When you make MORE oxygen than trees, but no one shows you love. * sad algae noises *

people giving plants and animals credit fungi funai doing everything fungi literally being the foundation of all life on earth.

Biology teacher: What are you laughing at? Is my biology class funny to you? Biology class: The rim flappe on a bongfish is mated to the bungus of its fuccbone. The scrotewad is only present on females above the pootsack (see: snogbag)

perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium

LAVA LAMP MAGMA LAMP

NOOOO!! I DEVELOPED A HARMFUL CHEMICAL SPECIFICALLY TO PREVENT MAMMALS FROM EATING ME!!! TABASCI HA HA PAIN PLANT MAKE MOUTH GO BRRRRR

The Human Nervous System

A bee keeper forgot to fit the frame for the honeycomb when reassembling his hive, so the bees built to maximize the airflow:

Biology, Chemistry, and Physics are essentially all the same Science with different zoom settings...

The name's Bond, James Bond. And you?

That moment you find out that Dolph Lundgren is exponentially more qualified to be called a scientist than Bill Nye is.

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Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality