30 Parenting Tweets and Memes for All Those Who Are Exhausted From Raising Tiny Humans

Roy

3 years ago

Gotta be tough being a toddler. You're standing there, crying about something that feels super important, an adult walks up and immediately looks down your butt to see if you sit your pants.

In my will I'm leaving my kids an elaborate treasure map to a buried fortune. Once they finally locate and open it, it's just going to be filled with everything they made me out of sticks and cardboard in elementary school

People will tell you that childbirth is the most painful thing you can experience but after watching my toddler try to pick up peas with a fork l'm not so sure

[Diner] Waitress: Cops, and kids 5 and under eat for free *me, discreetly nudging my 6 year-old* my 6 year-old: im a police

We're going on a little road trip and my son said we need to get snacks. I told him we already have snacks. He said that granola bars and goldfish aren't road trip snacks. As a parent sometimes you gotta apologize and admit that you were wrong.

If you are a mom it means sometimes you feel bad about throwing away sticks. This is your life now.

Motherhood means having a categorized checklist running in the background of your mind at all times, but it also means that I just sprayed dry shampoo on my wrist instead of in my hair.

Kids are great. If you ask my 6 year-old to unplug the router and reset the internet he will do so before I finish my sentence. If you ask him to find his other shoe he will go look for it in the fridge.

my kids either don't close the door at all or they slam the door with the force of thor. there is no in between

How many beers does it take to recover from a 4yo's birthday party at the jump park? Is it 13? I feel like it's 13.

My 5yo told me she wants to be an astronaut. I told her that at her age I also wanted to be an astronaut. She looked at me, "and then you grew up and didn't even get a job." *silence*

60% of parenting is getting mad at your kids for acting just like you

me watching most kid's shows: ok honey no more tv for the day me watching Bluey: excellent joke structure, incredible dialogue, superior character development, no wait let's watch another one

How do 2 year olds wake up at 5, run around all day, and then refuse to sleep at 8 while operating only on 13 grapes, a stack of crackers, & some soap they accidentally ate in the bath??? Every night I feel dead and my son is yelling from his crib "COME SEE HOW HIGH I CAN BOUNCE"

Me with my first kid: I should probably play him mozart so he becomes a genius Me with my second kid: I'm going to write a book on how to Parent and it's going to be called, Fine. Whatever. See IF I Care. Eat The Dirt.

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30 Parenting Tweets and Memes for All Those Who Are Exhausted From Raising Tiny Humans

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