17 Thanksgiving Clapbacks That Are Moister Than Your Turkey

Roy

3 years ago

Aunt: I see your acne is coming back. Me: Unlike your husband. #thanksgivingclapback

Aunt: I see your acne is coming back. Me: Unlike your husband.
"Where's your boyfriend?" "Where's your diploma?"
Family member: "what your grades looking like?" Me: "what your credit score looking like?"
Family member: "what your grades looking like?" Me: "what your credit score looking like?"
Aunt: why you got so much makeup on? Me: why nobody eating your potato salad? #ThanksgivingClapBack
Aunt: You know tattoos are a lifetime commitment. Me: but your marriage wasn't.
aunt: Do you ever wonder why no one likes you ? me: Do you ever wonder why all your kids have different last names?
Aunt: "That's your 3rd Plate. Me: "That's your 3rd Husband"
Aunt: "I see you've gained some weight" Me: "I see you got another husband"
aunt: i heard ur grades are struggling smh me: like that button holding your jeans together?
"You turning in that schoolwork on time ?!" Me: "you paying yo bills on time ? #ThanksgivingClapBack
"Finish that meat on your plate!" 'I will once you learn how to cook it all the way."
Aunt: " Mmh I Wasn't Drinking When I Was 16 Me: You Can't Drink When You're Pregnant #ThanksgivingClapBack
Aunt: Why is this turkey so dry? Me: Why your new boyfriend keep looking at me and smiling?
Aunt: Why is this turkey so dry? Me: Why your new boyfriend keep looking at me and smiling?
Them: Heard you been having sex with multiple men Me: Heard the same about your husband
Uncle: the pandemic is fake Me: like that hair

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Roy

Roy R., Chief Meme Curator Roy founded Thunder Dungeon in 2012 and has since guided its growth into a 2.5 million‑strong community of meme enthusiasts. With over a decade of digital‑media experience and a nose for viral humor, Roy oversees content strategy, ensuring every post is both hilarious and high‑quality

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