32 Millennial memes that are as funny as unavacado'd toast

32 Millennial memes that are as funny as unavacado’d toast

Roy Nov 19, 2022 01:00 PM EST

Jesse McLaren O @Mclesse Being in your thirties is basically like being Batman. You have few close friends, you wake up with mysterious bruises, and all your money goes to some stupid niche

You can put whatever you want on a todo list, there's no rules. I put "wake up" and "drink coffee" on mine, and, well... guess who already got two things done today... and it's not even 10am.... god I'm good

HAPPINESS IS ...going to bed knowing you can sleep for as long as you want.

Welcome to adulthood, where you'll be constantly tired except for when it's time to go to sleep.

No I don't watch tiktoks, I watch Instagram reels of tiktok videos that were popular two weeks ago, LIKE A GROWN UP

how tf did i take all those classes when i was in school?? now if i have one meeting and get groceries the same day i fall apart

30 year old me asking my parents questions I'm more than qualified to answer myself

Why did kids born in the 80's all believe Marine Biologist was the ultimate career?

Just saw an older woman sitting at the bar alone eating mozzarella sticks, drinking a martini and reading a book. Life goals

gen z girls can dress like 1998 all they want, but they'll never know the joy of your parents having literally no way to get ahold of you until u come home

One of the cool things they don't tell you about your thirties is you can hurt your neck by turning to look at something, which is wild because that is neck's main job.

my kids said being a grown up must be awesome because you can eat junk food and no one makes you get up in the morning and you don't have to take showers if you don't want to and I didn't want to ruin it for them by explaining that they're describing depression

I told my 7yo that I'm 38, and she started crying. When I asked why, she said, "I'm just sad because old people die." So now I'm both touched because she loves me so much, and depressed because she obviously thinks my life expectancy is that of a 17th century colonial farmer.

I went to middle school during the breathmint gold rush

Kids these days will never understand - 1999 1- Hard knock Ife - daliz 1- Baby One More Time, Britneys 3-No Scrubs TLe 1. Эна) ma

Responding to all my friends' kids birthday party invites with this: This much I know Kim Cattrall: 'I don't want to be in a situation for even an hour where I'm not enjoying myself'

Millennials with lower back problems arriving at the Blink-182 reunion

ConorOToole Did you know all your parents' haggard old friends from your childhood memories were in fact 31 years old

juliashiplett I'm 35. I'm getting cringy and corny. I'm doing things I know younger friends think are deeply embarrassing. Hove it here. I am free.

I don't want to know your sign I want to know the email address you came up with as a kid:

How to steal the serotonin from an entire generation starter pack

UNSOCIABLE people. Simply pop your coat on before answering your front door. If it's someone you don't want to see, you can say you are on your way out. In the unlikely event it's someone you do want to see, you can simply say you've just arrived home. Jane Hoole Garner, St. Ives

willy Wonka Stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing whatever this is

My job is going well, thanks so much for asking! My Job: 9 AM Drink Coffee, Gently Weep

Millennials only want one thing and it's more of these carts at the grocery store

gen z are like "we're bringing early 2000s back" ok then commit

@justme rod iam convinced that having access to the old myspace for 10 minutes would cure my depression

Jessie @mommajessiec Making a password as a teen: dolphinsarecool Making a password as an adult: Dolphinsarecool!2

My dream trip to NYC in the 90s: wait outside TRL for literal hours for the chance to appear on screen for three seconds, hang out in Times Square, look for Pigeon Lady My dream trip to NYC in my thirties: eat *all* the food, see Times Square from a helicopter without actually having to go, look for Pigeon Lady

Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman As a millennial, it feels unfair that the phrase "the 1900s" encompasses the era in which the Titanic sank and also the era in which the movie "Titanic" came out. We can't just be lumping those two time periods together like that.

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Roy

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32 Millennial memes that are as funny as unavacado’d toast

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